NSFW p e n i s size chart; is this accurate?? *NSFW

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Start date Oct 27, 2020

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Tiger15

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Oct 27, 2020

#1

I saw this shared online. Is this accurate? It's not what I would have expected.

Last edited by a moderator: Oct 30, 2020

Violator

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Oct 27, 2020

#2

Chinese chart?

Orchid PE

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Oct 27, 2020

#3

Wtf.

Road Guy

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Oct 27, 2020

#4

this is a family friendly forum!

Orchid PE

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Oct 27, 2020

#5

Surely this couldn't have actually been posted by @jean15paul_PE. Hacked?

And yes I called you surely.

Orchid PE

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Oct 27, 2020

#6

Anyone have a girth chart? I heard that is more relevant.

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JayKay PE

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Oct 27, 2020

#7

Chattaneer PE said:
Anyone have a girth chart? I heard that is more relevant.

I mean, who doesn’t like to celebrate with a soda can?

Dothracki PE

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Oct 28, 2020

#8

This is incorrect. The correct length is found by Length times diameter plus the weight over girth all divided by the angle of the shaft or yaw squared...

Orchid PE

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Oct 28, 2020

#9

Hard seltzer can, maybe.

B

Booo

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Oct 28, 2020

#10

All i want to say as an engineer is that I am disappointed that its an image and not a statistical plot showing normal distribution.

Orchid PE

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Oct 28, 2020

#11

Can we get @Violator to get us a chart of sizes by state?

Orchid PE

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Oct 28, 2020

#12

Just a quick Google search away...

Tiger15

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Oct 28, 2020

#13

Chattaneer PE said:
Just a quick Google search away...

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View attachment 19138

LOUISIANA REPRESENT!!!!!!!

Orchid PE

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Oct 28, 2020

#14

Yall overestimated!

Dothracki PE

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Oct 28, 2020

#15

Chattaneer PE said:
Yall ~~overestimated~~ exaggerated!

Correction

Orchid PE

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Oct 28, 2020

#16

They're fucking synonyms.

matt267 PE

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Oct 28, 2020

#17

Chattaneer PE said:
Anyone have a girth chart? I heard that is more relevant.

No, i heard it was "the motion of the ocean" that was most relevant.

akwooly

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Oct 28, 2020

#18

What’s up Matty.

akwooly

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Oct 28, 2020

#19

Chattaneer PE said:
Just a quick Google search away...

View attachment 19137

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Alabama black snake.

JayKay PE

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Oct 29, 2020

#20

BRB, going to Alabama.

The men are crazy, but at least I'll have a good time?

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