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I totally disagree with the car loan portion of your statement. Cars can be cheap, if you are willing to buy something that isn't new or flashy.I think Dave is pretty good at what he does, but having a car loan and a house mortgage is pretty much a way of life if you were not born privileged.
Used American sedans are a bargain. Check out prices on 2012 Impalas. You can get a loaded out LTZ for under 15K, and its got all the bells and whistles, plus 300hp (as well as, a trivia fact, a suspension system that was completely reworked by GM Performance because of the high percentage they expected to go to police fleets)
Of course, not everyone has gotten to the 'cars are tools to go from a to b' place yet.
I came to that realization when I discovered I had no money...