Ok. Last one today. I promise.
Texas Chainsaw
Not much different from the other TC movies. This one is just irritating because the young kids in this episode are just SO... F*CKING... STUPID. "Hey, we're in a van driving away from a large man with a heavy chainsaw. We're approaching an automatic opening iron gate. Let's ram through it!" The main character, Heather, is only in this movie because her ****s are quite large and she flaunts them and her curvy figure through the entire movie. There's even a scene late in the movie with gratuitous side **** action. So, aside from ****s McChestington running around all sexy and stupid-like for two hours, you have leatherface, chainsaws, guns, fires, blood, and dismemberment. All tickmarks checked in the classic horror / slasher checklist. I'm just not a particular fan of this installment because of the exaggerated stupidity of the characters, especially the kids.
All in all, it's a brainless movie where you spend about half the time yelling at the characters asking, "WTF are you doing?" It passed time and that's about it. Two stars.
Alexandra Daddario (****s McChestington), though, gets 4.5 stars. Hulk would definitely smash.