Ok. Last one today. I promise.
Texas Chainsaw
Not much different from the other TC movies. This one is just irritating because the young kids in this episode are just SO... F*CKING... STUPID. "Hey, we're in a van driving away from a large man with a heavy chainsaw. We're approaching an automatic opening iron gate. Let's ram through it!" The main character, Heather, is only in this movie because her boobs are quite large and she flaunts them and her curvy figure through the entire movie. There's even a scene late in the movie with gratuitous side boob action. So, aside from Boobs McChestington running around all sexy and stupid-like for two hours, you have leatherface, chainsaws, guns, fires, blood, and dismemberment. All tickmarks checked in the classic horror / slasher checklist. I'm just not a particular fan of this installment because of the exaggerated stupidity of the characters, especially the kids.
All in all, it's a brainless movie where you spend about half the time yelling at the characters asking, "WTF are you doing?" It passed time and that's about it. Two stars.
Alexandra Daddario (Boobs McChestington), though, gets 4.5 stars. Hulk would definitely smash.