Elliot+McClintock.
I just got a call from the manager. She assures me that no one took a bite out of the burger. So I guess that's how they just sell them now? I mean I've heard of reducing portion size to save $ but that seems like a really unorthodox shape for a hamburger.
I told her that unfortunately, she was wrong, because I run a tightly controlled hamburger handling process involving me placing it in the passenger seat, with no one else in the car, locking the doors, and driving home. Only then do I open it to consume it, it was never out of my sight. She said that she had watched the video and that no one had taken a bite. So I don't know if someone really did sneak one by the camera, if she's lying and didn't watch the vid, or if she's lying and doesn't want to admit that one of the bone heads did sneak one, but either way at least their corporate offices know about it now.
Oh and she seemed interested in if I had contacted the state health board, as I said I would in my letter to McDon corporate last night, and I told her that I had already this morning (which I did). "Oh... well ok that's good, safe practices are important to us." So again don't know if this will amount to anything, but if it gets them some extra paper-work, bonus!