Making the Best of My Baby Face

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Mmmm, PBR and chicken wings. Is it lunch yet?

 
lol, have a case of PBR and a bunch of chicken wings spread out on the coffee table. When your husband gets home and wonders what the hell is going on, tell him your trying to grow chest hair. If he asks if it's working, check and say "any man can grow chest hair, but it takes a real one to keep it worn off" bowm-chika-bow-wow
I think if I tried that, the "bowm-chika-bow-wow" would be the sound of him shoving me aside to get to the PBR and chicken wings. -_-

 
^ Reminds me of a grilled cheese paint picture, or something, that someone put on here... can't remember where tho.

 
Try doggie style, then he could use your back as a table. Plus you could both still see the TV....
Then the whole time I would be thinking, "Hmm, this position doesn't really complement my chest hair metaphor. And maybe we could have chosen a better thing to watch on TiVo than The Walking Dead - these episodes are way too long."

 
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