Kids of EB

[csb]

^ this, for now

 

[NJmike PE]

shit, mine has now decided that she wants to wake me, NO MATTER THE TIME, to tell me that she has to go potty. My presence is also requested.

 

[csb]

It's like you're running your own piss-test company!

 

[MetsFan]

shit, mine has now decided that she wants to wake me, NO MATTER THE TIME, to tell me that she has to go potty. My presence is also requested.

My 3 year old does that every night at 3 in the morning.

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Better than her waking you at 3 am to tell you she's all wet and her bed is too... Like my dearest daughter did to me two nights ago.

 

[matt267 PE]

I think we can all share the 2am vomit calls too.

 

[NJmike PE]

I think we can all share the 2am vomit calls too.

Wait. Let me get my catchers mit

 

[matt267 PE]

Yeah catching is my wife's statagy.

 

[Lumber Jim]

If they start puking in bed and miss the bucket that you set next to them before they went to sleep they should finish in bed. They should not try to run for the bathroom mid stream...

uke:

 

[csb]

My kid is struggling with the transition from wearing shorts to wearing pants. I tried explaining that his jeans would stretch out if he gave them a chance, but no dice. There's no explaining that pants are not as free as the basketball shorts he wore all summer. If he were a girl, leggings would be in order.

JUST PUT ON YOUR PANTS AND STOP CRYING.

 

[Lumber Jim]

^^This in our house too. Son, meet the basketball warm up...

 

[Road Guy]

I guess the cool kids here like to where shorts in the winter (with a sweatshirt) I am tempted to put all my boy's shorts in the gun safe until march...my daughter has sense so she wears pants when it gets cold....

 

[Sapper PE LS]

I guess I'm a cool kid. I've been doing the shorts and sweatshirt thing since the mid 80's.

 

[Road Guy]

well this is when its -2 out.. they can look cool when they have their own insurance and I don't have to miss work to take them to the doctor for being dumb.....

 

[Sapper PE LS]

-2 is not shorts and sweatshirt weather. 40 is shorts and sweatshirt weather.

 

[Road Guy]

yes I can be down with that... this am, it was high 20's and I caught my 15 year old running out of the house at 6:15 am to school (on his bike) with shorts, a long sleeve t-shirt and wet hair...??? I at least made him put on a skull cap (& then I got into my car and turned on the seat heaters)

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

I wear shorts and a sweatshirt in -2 weather. What's the problem?

BTW, I yelled at my son this morning for wearing shorts because there was frost on the grass.

 

[Lumber Jim]

I'm O.K. with shorts in cold weather. as long as they wear pants over the top of them.

and snow pants or bibs if need be...

 

[csb]

My husband is taking him shopping tonight. I told him to have fun with that.

 

[MetsFan]

96 crayons for less than $2, can't beat that:

http://www.kmart.com/crayola-crayons-96-ct-story-studio-with-built/p-025W025209711712P?prdNo=3&blockNo=3&blockType=G3#

The add to cart doesn't work, so you have to do a chat with customer service if it's available in your area.

Now I need to get some more coloring books.