Kids of EB

[snickerd3]

netflicks only works on minisnicks kindle when we turn the wifi on and it is password protected. so it takes what we call Daddy magic to get it working. The better behaved minisnick is the easier daddy magic works.

 

[Supe]

This morning's discussion with my boss:

-Remember when we had dinner years ago at Outback when you first met Junior and she was this tall? *hold hand down by my thigh*

Yes, why?

-Yesterday was her 8th birthday.

Holy sh*t.

 

[ventilator]

Had something similar yesterday with one of our field guys. Hadn't seen him much in the last year or so and when we were talking asked:

-How old is you kid now?

I asked which one.

-You have two now?

No, I have three.

-He just laughed and said we must have each just aged 5 years in the last 30seconds because otherwise that isn't possible.

 

[snickerd3]

if something isn't true, minisnick says it is fiction. Not fake or false or not real, but to the super literary word of fiction. Don't know where he picked that up, we don't use that term regularly.

 

[knight1fox3]

 

[matt267 PE]

"Mom, that is fiction" is better than "Mom, you're full of shit."

 

[matt267 PE]

I don't like spiders. This is how my daughter decorated my coffee cup.

 

[NJmike PE]

I like her sense of humor

 

[Sapper PE LS]

All of my little munchkins are now up, and thanks to the idiocy of congress, they are up at 6 instead of 7.

 

[NJmike PE]

All of my little munchkins are now up, and thanks to the idiocy of congress, they are up at 6 instead of 7.

This. I hate it. Is it too early to crank open a beer?

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Unfortunately, yes, society frowns upon it.

 

[NJmike PE]

Yeah. I was afraid that you might say that. Damn....

 

[Sapper PE LS]

That's why we hide it from society, usually in a red solo cup, so nobody knows what's in it. Is it a glass of milk, some fresh, clear water, or is that a dad the day after daylight savings time ends swilling a breakfast beer? See, nobody ever really knows.

 

[NJmike PE]

For that matter bloody Mary's work too.

 

[matt267 PE]

Tough morning guys?

 

[NJmike PE]

Oj and vodka works too. Looks like oj

 

[Supe]

My dogs clock sure didn't change. They decided to start playing "Dad, we're hungry", tag, and American Gladiators all at about 6 am.

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Curses again on this, the second day after DST ends.

 

[Road Guy]

if you survive long enough to see your kids become teenagers they do eventually sleep till lunch on the weekends.. true story...

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Or old enough to get their own breakfast.