I was drunk (continue the story)......

[Road Guy]

When my mom, got out of prison

 

[JHW 3d]

she immediately violated her parole, skipped town, and headed south toward Fort Hancock, TX. 

 

[matt267 PE]

No one knew where she was until she showed up on LivePD.

 

[Jbone27 PE]

She was being detained for making moonshine but managed to escape.

 

[matt267 PE]

She was last seen hitchhiking to FL without any pants on. 

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

And I went to pick her up, in the rain.

 

[Road Guy]

But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck

 

[P-E]

It exploded, but I managed to escape the flames

 

[JHW 3d]

And that wasn’t even the worst part of my day.

 

[matt267 PE]

I just found out that my sister is pregnant. I'm not ready to be a father.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

I'm already paying three women child support, and the rest of my budget goes to

 

[P-E]

hookers and lots of them. If only I could 

 

[matt267 PE]

finish rehab, but it's stoopid.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

But it was fun to start all those fires in the cafeteria though. The best one was when

 

[RBHeadge PE]

I dropped the lit cigarette into the deep fryer. It took months before the complex stopped smelling like

 

[matt267 PE]

deep fried fish, which reminded me of mom. By the way, where did that old hag go? That's when I remembered

 

[Jbone27 PE]

that I'll hang around as long as she would let me

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

And I never minded standin' in the rain.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

But it was the snow that really got to me. There was this one time when

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

skiing across the Yukon when I came across a yurt.  A friend told me about winter camping so I