Happy Belated Chuck Norris!

[knight1fox3]

Guess we missed this one (3/10/1940).

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone......he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

Chuck Norris can fold fitted sheets.

 

[matt267 PE]

Chuck Norris can fold fitted sheets.

Wrong, fitted sheets fold themselves for Chuck Norris.

 

[kevo_55]

 

[goodal]

Chuck Norris can edit pdfs.

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

Wrong, fitted sheets fold themselves for Chuck Norris.

Of course, that does not negate the fact Chuck indeed CAN.

 

[Ken PE 3.1]

 

[knight1fox3]

http://content.jwplatform.com/previews/ZwG4LQE6-3fZat9SO

 

[P-E]

Chuck Norris divides by zero.