Either way, you should post a OTOL.I don't know whether to applaud your petulance or use of memes.
@JayKay PE You liked this post but didn't like a single meme?I don't know whether to applaud your petulance or use of memes.
Just one more reason for me to hate the beach; ain't nobody want to see what I got going on.And one for the other guy
*fl meme*
It could be worse. I could have said something about your criminal record.Just one more reason for me to hate the beach; ain't nobody want to see what I got going on.
I have. Mine was something about wearing a pink bra and doing some crazy sh*tHave y'all taken the Florida Man challenge?
Was that Gonzaga one directed at me? I'm not a Zag.It could be worse. I could have said something about your criminal record.
”Florida man posts too many memes on engineering forum, offends Washingtonians”
Aight here we go.
In 2017 I was driving home from helping set up decorations at church the Tuesday night (~10pm) before Easter. As I was driving home, I noticed a man laying in the middle of the road, with two men and a woman standing over him. I immediately pulled over and ran to them. I noticed the man on the ground had trouble breathing and his legs were completely mutilated from the knees down. There was a woman standing nearby and I got her to call 911. I heard him take a large breath, but then no more. I checked for a pulse but couldn't find one, so I began CPR. The paramedics eventually arrived and tried to resuscitate him, but it was too late. I later learned the two men that were standing there were the ones driving the car that hit the man on the ground. I guess they were in shock, because that's the only reason I can think of for them just standing there and not trying to help him.
In 2017 I was driving to work in the morning (~7am). I was driving on the interstate and there was a car parked on the shoulder. As I passed by I happened to look in and I noticed an elderly woman who appeared to be unconscious. I immediately pulled over and rushed to her car. I knocked on the window trying to wake her if she was sleeping, but nothing happened. I pulled my knife out of my pocket which had a glass breaker on the end of it. I then took off my shirt, wrapped it around my hand, and broke the glass window. I checked for a pulse, but couldn't find one. I got her out of the car, called 911, then began CPR. The paramedics arrived and took over from there. I later found out she pulled over because she was feeling funny, and it turns out she had a heart attack. The paramedics were able to get her to a hospital where she recovered.
Meh, replace Gonzaga with almost any mainline school in WA and it pretty much works the same.Was that Gonzaga one directed at me? I'm not a Zag.
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