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[Sapper PE LS]

Or perhaps a bulbous cuke?

 

[Sapper PE LS]

How old was he

 

[frazil]

I wouldn't even consider that a pickup line. He was just being a scuzoid.

 

[frazil]

Like 65-70.

 

[P-E]

Spam

 

[Sapper PE LS]

He thought he was being funny and you'd think he was harmless and cute, maybe he'd get a sympathy giggle. But yeah, the way you wrote it sounded like he was just base.

 

[frazil]

I guess he didn't really seem like a fun guy to me

 

[frazil]

 

[knight1fox3]

Eric 'Otter' Stratton: My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?

Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.

 

[frazil]

What kind of prices are on those groceries? Does that say 29cents/lb?

 

[NJmike PE]

It's late 70s

 

[frazil]

Another thing that irritated me was the bag boy. I watched as he took a bag of baby carrots, put it in a shopping bag and put it in my cart. I said, I think you can probably fit a few more things in there. And he said, huh oh yeah.

 

[frazil]

Maybe I shouldn't shop on Monday nights.

 

[envirotex]

Way better than Sunday afternoons..,

 

[Dleg]

Did you talk to the guy in the sausage aisle?

 

[Road Guy]

The best looking ladies at the grocery store are always in the produce section.....

 

[Sapper PE LS]

I guess he didn't really seem like a fun guy to me

I get it, mushrooms, fun guy, fungi ha, good one

 

[NJmike PE]

Be more funny

 

[matt267 PE]

don't forget to vote for your favorite lying cheat today.

 

[matt267 PE]

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