First one to 10K wins...

[Sapper PE LS]

Bring it

 

[frazil]

Today was a long day

 

[frazil]

It was fine really until the idiot at the supermarket

 

[frazil]

Dirty old man in the produce aisle

 

[frazil]

Asked me if I thought the mushrooms look ok

 

[frazil]

I said sure, they look fine...

 

[knight1fox3]

Nice pick-up line....."check out my 'shrooms" :eyebrows:

 

[frazil]

He responded...

 

[frazil]

My wife told me to pick ones that were white and firm, but I told her I wish my wife were white and firm.

 

[NJmike PE]

If you think the head on that mushroom is big....

 

[frazil]

Then I smashed him in the face with some broccoli

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Oh, that's... just.... really a bad pick up line

 

[blybrook PE]

Some of the best lines can be found in the grocery store...

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Seriously? About the broccoli?

 

[Sapper PE LS]

I don't know any pick up lines, tell us some clever grocery store lines

 

[frazil]

i was so pea-ved

 

[frazil]

I should have beet him him with something harder.

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Like a ripe banana?

 

[Sapper PE LS]

I meant an unripened banana.

 

[frazil]

No, not seriously about the broccoli. He was just icky.