Cubicle Etiquette

[csb]

It seems like we had something like this, but I can't find it. What are the rules for cubicle etiquette?

I'll start:

1. No e-cigarettes at your motherlovin' desk!

 

[Road Guy]

2. No Batin

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Keep the perfume/cologne to a minimum.

 

[NJmike PE]

It might taste like chicken, but it smells like !#$%

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Reheating fish in the office microwave is a fire-able offense.

 

[matt267 PE]

Fart somewhere else.

 

[Mike in Gastonia]

Cell phones on vibrate and no speaker calls!

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

If you need music while you work you better have headphones...and even then I shouldn't hear the music blaring from said headphones.

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

Trim nails at home

 

[kevo_55]

I don't care how quiet you are, do not sing at your desk!

 

[NJmike PE]

This is probably a bad idea and will get you reported to HR.

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

This should be fair play for any breaches of cubicle etiquette...

 

[snickerd3]

take personal calls outside...no one needs to hear about medical procedures you are planning or just had...or for family members either

 

[goodal]

Trim nails at home

This. I mean, why not bathe in your cubicle too? Gross.

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

This is only acceptable for smoking hot coworkers...and don't we all know that NYC is still trying to ban supersized sodas?

This is probably a bad idea and will get you reported to HR.

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

You'd be surprised how many times I've seen this on the subway in NYC. Not much worst than being attacked by a clipped nail while sitting/standing next to someone.

Trim nails at home

This. I mean, why not bathe in your cubicle too? Gross.

 

[ventilator]

If you are eating in your cube, I don't need to hear about it with smacking/slurping.

 

[Road Guy]

I like to leave my office and go to the cube dwellers and complain about how quiet and hot it is in my office

 

[NJmike PE]

I like to leave my office and go to the cube dwellers and complain about how quiet and hot it is in my office

I do this when the survey field crew comes in from either a frigid day or a hotter than hell day. usually goes over well.

 

[Supe]

My irate speaker phone calls were what landed me an office!