Corrupt a Wish!

[roadwreck]

I wish I could run a 5 minute mile

SHAZAM!

You are now a horse

I wish I had a Wii

 

[BluSkyy]

Granted

Wii

i wish I were on vacation

 

[Fudgey]

granted: you're fired!

I wish I had some new fishing gear.

 

[jmbeck]

I wish I had some new fishing gear.

POOF!

I wish I could play golf for a living!

 

[Chucktown PE]

I wish I could play golf for a living!

Poof, you just look like this guy now.

Someone already wished for a boat. I wish I was at the beach.

 

[Dleg]

Granted:

I wish I was hiking in the Rockies

 

[frazil]

You're ready to go...

but all you brought was your slippers...

I wish I was a rock star

 

[Dleg]

Granted - you are now Courtney Love:

I wish I could go to the moon.

 

[csb]

Granted! Here's your spaceship.

I wish I could lose 25 pounds.

 

[ODB_PE]

It will only sting for a minute (bad taste warning?)

I wish this rash would go away.

 

[PE-ness]

This stuff tastes better, and it might help cure your rash:

I wish I was taller.

 

[Dark Knight]

Did you mean taller as a Giant?....granted....whooooooosh

I wish I could have a real vacation one of these days.

 

[Guest]

I wish I could have a real vacation one of these days.

Done !! A resort hotspot in Cancun after Hurricane Wilma ....

I wish I could get some GOOD authentic chinese for lunch ... Tallahassee sucks for good food. <_<

JR

 

[jmbeck]

I wish I could get some GOOD authentic chinese for lunch ... Tallahassee sucks for good food. <_<

Fresh from Beijing! KAPOW!

I wish for some permanent male enhancement.

(ahem, PG-13)

 

[MA_PE]

I wish for some permanent male enhancement.
(ahem, PG-13)

Done. you're a trophy wife.

I wish someone would give me $10M

 

[Dark Knight]

Granted

$ (M M M M M M M M M M) there you go....ten Ms

I wish I had a better sense of humor

 

[Wolverine]

Bling! Granted.

Now you have a wicked sense of humor.

I wish I could get my 1969 Volkswagen beetle professionally restored.

 

[jmbeck]

I wish I could get my 1969 Volkswagen beetle professionally restored.

A la Peanut Butter Sandwiches! (Bonus points to whoever recognizes that)

I wish I had a nice office, instead of this freakin' cubicle.

 

[csb]

granted...it's wide open with plenty of fresh air...just watch out for trucks

I wish I was at Disneyland.

 

[jmbeck]

I wish I was at Disneyland.

No problem. Portus!

Sorry about the safe!

I wish I could drink on the job!