Conspiracy Theory

[LWhitson2]

Hmmm.... looks like all of the 'fake' results threads have disappeared and/or been removed by a moderator. I wonder if that means that the results are coming out today. Maybe Baconator was correct....

 

[P-E]

Baconator is a figment of your imagination.

 

[LWhitson2]

Who is the man (or woman) behind the Baconator mask? http://engineerboards.com/index.php?showuser=30066

My bet is on Mike being the Baconator....

 

[NJmike PE]

not me

 

[matt267 PE]

 

[Blue 8]

Hmmm interesting. I still think next Thursday. I think that's week 6. Right?!

 

[NakedOrangie]

*whisper* The cut score is 80

 

[Sapper PE LS]

They decided to issue PE licenses in crack jack boxes. Quick, go get your cracker jacks people!

 

[Bcbillings]

They decided to issue PE licenses in crack jack boxes. Quick, go get your cracker jacks people!

I heard you had to find the golden ticket in a chocolate bar to unlock a chance to see if you passed

 

[Sapper PE LS]

They decided to issue PE licenses in crack jack boxes. Quick, go get your cracker jacks people!

I heard you had to find the golden ticket in a chocolate bar to unlock a chance to see if you passed

I heard that if you figure out all the clues in the following riddle, it'll lead you to the secret NCEES lair where they tell you the cut score:

As I have gone alone in there

And with my treasures bold,

I can keep my secret where,

And hint of riches new and old.

Begin it where warm waters halt

And take it in the canyon down,

Not far, but too far to walk.

Put in below the home of Brown.

From there it’s no place for the meek,

The end is ever drawing nigh;

There’ll be no paddle up your creek,

Just heavy loads and water high.

If you’ve been wise and found the blaze,

Look quickly down, your quest to cease,

But tarry scant with marvel gaze,

Just take the chest and go in peace.

So why is it that I must go

And leave my trove for all to seek?

The answers I already know,

I’ve done it tired, and now I’m weak.

So hear me all and listen good,

Your effort will be worth the cold.

If you are brave and in the wood

I give you title to the gold.

 

[DuctTape]

I hear you should see a doctor if you start hearing things that no one actually said...

 

[matt267 PE]

I hear you should see a doctor if you start hearing things that no one actually said...

But what if the voices have good ideas?

 

[P-E]

"If you are brave and in the wood"

Did someone say wood?

 

[martinez80001]

If I find the treasure at that lair no one will ever see me again and I won't be worried about passing the PE. I'll be sipping Bahama Mamas in the Caribbean the rest of my days. :40oz:

 

[Sapper PE LS]

I hear you should see a doctor if you start hearing things that no one actually said...

But what if the voices have good ideas?

You must not ignore the voices, or else they will become vindictive as all hell, I've found.

 

[Sapper PE LS]

If I find the treasure at that lair no one will ever see me again and I won't be worried about passing the PE. I'll be sipping Bahama Mamas in the Caribbean the rest of my days. :40oz:

I heard somebody found it. Or maybe it was a hoax. I didn't read the article.

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Is it after 1PM? Is that person who made promises a god yet?

 

[martinez80001]

I believe he has 6 more minutes.

 

[NJmike PE]

Is it after 1PM? Is that person who made promises a god yet?

negative. burn him!

 

[LWhitson2]

Fellas, get the rope...