birthday present for the husband

[maryannette]

^^^I slipped on past the goalie and now he is 3... I managed to slip another pair past the goalie and now have 4 month old twins. My wife plans on getting a better goalie.

Yeah. There's no such thing as a 100% goalie.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

^^^^ It hasn't affected me, either. But, my factory is old and the equipment is obsolete.

I had the factory's machinery rendered inoperative.

 

[Freon]

Sincker,

On a serious note, I bought my daughter an embossing seal from the same company that I bought my PE seal from. It said "From the personal library of XXXXX". I've been dropping hint to Mrs Freon for one with no success.

Freon_PE, Still married as of 1238(Z)

 

[Chucktown PE]

I had the factory's machinery rendered inoperative.

I'm confused as to whose machinery was rendered inoperative. Having my machinery rendered inoperable has always scared the hell out of me.

 

[ktulu]

The doc used a fisherman's knot when my wife had our little girl. It ain't coming untied.

 

[FusionWhite]

The doc used a fisherman's knot when my wife had our little girl. It ain't coming untied.

The thought of that made me cringe just a little bit.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I'm confused as to whose machinery was rendered inoperative. Having my machinery rendered inoperable has always scared the hell out of me.

It was my factory, and it wasn't a bad experience. My wife said the drugs made me quite a funny guy. The scary part was that I thought I would have been OK to drive. She assured me that definitely was not the case.

 

[FusionWhite]

The scary part was that I thought I would have been OK to drive. She assured me that definitely was not the case.

People do funny stuff when coming out of surgeory. My wife had a procedure and afterwards wanted to go to the bank, run errands etc. She was so loopy she couldnt buckle her own seat belt much less balance her check book.

As for a husband birthday present, I always enjoy getting electronics. Like RG said XM/Sirius is a nice gift if you dont have it. A Best Buy gift card is what my wife gets me if she cant nail down a gift idea.

 

[jfusilloPE]

It was my factory, and it wasn't a bad experience. My wife said the drugs made me quite a funny guy. The scary part was that I thought I would have been OK to drive. She assured me that definitely was not the case.

I was in the same boat with the drugs and the funniness. However, I keep getting reminded that I was always asking everyone that I saw if they wanted to see my stitches.

 

[jmbeck]

However, I keep getting reminded that I was always asking everyone that I saw if they wanted to see my stitches.

Classic. That got a genuine LOL from me.

 

[cement]

I just had a local.

after sitting home with an ice pack half the day, I figured I was good to go mow the lawn.

bad decision! :smileyballs:

 

[TouchDown]

Yeah. There's no such thing as a 100% goalie.

Abstinance?

 

[TXengrChickPE]

I'm glad Mr. TX doesn't read this board! He will be going in to have his machinery rendered inoperable in the very near future!

As for presents... I got Mr. TX a remote-control helicopter as a recent gift. HE LOVES IT!!! The only problem is that every time he crashes it, he's gotta go out to the hobby store and buy replacement parts... so, it can get very expensive very fast!

 

[Chucktown PE]

I'm glad Mr. TX doesn't read this board! He will be going in to have his machinery rendered inoperable in the very near future!
As for presents... I got Mr. TX a remote-control helicopter as a recent gift. HE LOVES IT!!! The only problem is that every time he crashes it, he's gotta go out to the hobby store and buy replacement parts... so, it can get very expensive very fast!

Are there little TXs running around? I am trying to decide if I should have my machinery rendered inoperable.

My wife and I have had two suprises and I think I figured out what is causing it. She recently got some thingamajigger that is supposed to be foolproof but given the fact that I can snap my fingers and she gets pregnant I don't have a lot of faith in that.

We are thinking we might be done with having kiddies but we are still young. I might wait a few more years and then go in for the snipping.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

As for presents... I got Mr. TX a remote-control helicopter as a recent gift. HE LOVES IT!!! The only problem is that every time he crashes it, he's gotta go out to the hobby store and buy replacement parts... so, it can get very expensive very fast!

I got one of those 20 dollar ones from Eckerds as a gift. It is pretty indestructable. I've gotten pretty good at crashing from one place to another with it.

 

[maryannette]

I just had a local.
after sitting home with an ice pack half the day, I figured I was good to go mow the lawn.

bad decision! :smileyballs:

I have a friend who did exactly that. I KNOW what happened to [SIZE=14pt]his.[/SIZE]

 

[maryannette]

Abstinance?

If there's no game, the goalie is not necessary.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I just had a local.
after sitting home with an ice pack half the day, I figured I was good to go mow the lawn.

bad decision! :smileyballs:

I was immobile from Friday until Monday. I wouldn't have even joked about mowing the yard.

 

[Chucktown PE]

I got one of those 20 dollar ones from Eckerds as a gift. It is pretty indestructable. I've gotten pretty good at crashing from one place to another with it.

A $20 vasectomy from Eckerds does not sound like a good idea, indestructible or not. I would definitely go to a doctors for something like that. It sounds like crashing it from one place to another would hurt like hell but some people are in to that.

 

[Guest]

Sorry to hear about your divorce man. At least you don't have kids. Sounds like you are better off now.

Thanks for the thoughts!! This is actually something I have been needing to do for awhile - for a lot of reasons. I have only just begun to say much about it because it took awhile to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

I had the factory's machinery rendered inoperative.

My problem wasn't a modification to the machinery/operation - the lady with the key just didn't care! :bawling:

If there's no game, the goalie is not necessary.

That's true! However, I would hope that there would be AT LEAST a little game.

A $20 vasectomy from Eckerds does not sound like a good idea, indestructible or not. I would definitely go to a doctors for something like that. It sounds like crashing it from one place to another would hurt like hell but some people are in to that.

I flinched A LOT reading that post ... :smileyballs:

JR