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Until you have to go to bed.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME.  JK has done worse for much less.  College was an interesting time.

And if it meant I didn't have to work/could be comfortable, JK wouldn't mind giving out a couple blowies.

Edit- NO NO NO NO NO.  WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?  WHY TOP?  WHY?

 
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Well, not this chick...I mean, if we have nothing in common, I ain’t spending my life with ya! I need someone I can hold a conversation and laugh with (more so than the attraction to looks).

 
To contrast... we have a guy who cannot use the phone at his desk.  He spends 4 hours a day in a conference room making phone calls. Nobody else gets to commandeer a conference room for half days to make calls.
That sucks. Two things: 1) why can’t he ask to have his phone fixed (if that’s the problem)? 2) is he at least somewhat quiet?

 
That sucks. Two things: 1) why can’t he ask to have his phone fixed (if that’s the problem)? 2) is he at least somewhat quiet?
1. His phone works fine.  2. I have no idea, I don't sit near him. He has a good projection voice, but also can be quiet.  I think he does not like to hold the phone to his head so he puts it on speaker in the conference room.

 
YOU DON'T KNOW ME.  JK has done worse for much less.  College was an interesting time.

And if it meant I didn't have to work/could be comfortable, JK wouldn't mind giving out a couple blowies.

Edit- NO NO NO NO NO.  WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?  WHY TOP?  WHY?
Ahhahahahahhahahahahaha.

You crack me up.

 
I hate being audited. I'd rather be spammed

 
1. His phone works fine.  2. I have no idea, I don't sit near him. He has a good projection voice, but also can be quiet.  I think he does not like to hold the phone to his head so he puts it on speaker in the conference room.
Go sit in conference room with him while he makes his calls. Tell him it’s communal space.

 
Go sit in conference room with him while he makes his calls. Tell him it’s communal space.
Go put on your longest Generation Z eyelashes and makeup. Join him in the conference room. With your elbows on the table, rest your chin on your open palms and tell him: "I'm really enjoying your conversation. Now please go find the nearest bridge and jump off it."

 
Go put on your longest Generation Z eyelashes and makeup. Join him in the conference room. With your elbows on the table, rest your chin on your open palms and tell him: "I'm really enjoying your conversation. Now please go find the nearest bridge and jump off it."
Ha! I don’t wear them eyelashes. And I’m not one to dress sexy. I’m a nerdy engineer, not a hot secretary.

 
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