April 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Wooo! I have one (1) chili pepper seed that sprouted! Great success! Come on little guy, you can do it.

Throw it at the inconsiderate conference callers

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Wooo! I have one (1) chili pepper seed that sprouted! Great success! Come on little guy, you can do it.

(And congrats on your new baby)

 

[JayKay PE]

I HAVE WAY TOO MUCH WORK.  I def think my company needs to either hire another mid-level person, or give me more money/promote me so it makes sense I am busting my buns.  Neither will happen, but just wanted to voice it.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Throw it at the inconsiderate conference callers

Boom headshot.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I HAVE WAY TOO MUCH WORK.  I def think my company needs to either hire another mid-level person, or give me more money/promote me so it makes sense I am busting my buns.  Neither will happen, but just wanted to voice it.

‘Cause you’re all about dat raise, ‘bout dat raise...

 

[JayKay PE]

‘Cause you’re all about dat raise, ‘bout dat raise...

No treble.

 

[preeb]

Work. Spam. Work. Spam.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Rode bike to work SPAM.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

SPAM. SPAM. SPAM.

-spam

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

E pluribus spamus.

 

[JayKay PE]

Rode bike to work SPAM.

That sounds like hell, not going to lie.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Lorem ipspam

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

That sounds like hell, not going to lie.

I’d rather bike to work than run to work.

 

[JayKay PE]

I’d rather bike to work than run to work.

I'd rather work from home than take transportation/have to get dressed.

 

[JayKay PE]

WAIT.  NO.  CORRECT THAT.  I'D RATHER BE MARRIED TO A RICH OLD GUY THAN GO TO WORK.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I'd rather work from home than take transportation/have to get dressed.

Truth!

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

I’m ready for a beer.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

WAIT.  NO.  CORRECT THAT.  I'D RATHER BE MARRIED TO A RICH OLD GUY THAN GO TO WORK.

Until you have to go to bed.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Um...SPAM

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I’m ready for a beer.

STILL DRINKING COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE