April 2018 15K SPAM thread

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Here's the thing, by the time you really feel these...you're also simultaneously extremely well hydrated! Win-win!

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Team black cherry!!

No, LIME.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

With a fresh lime zest upgrade!

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

It was literally Tuesday night in December - the day after I found out I failed the October exam - and I was a few glasses of wine in (this was before I convinced my liquor store in DC to carrry white claw obviously) and trying to hang up Xmas lights. Fell off my chair (to be honest it was 80% chair’s fault, 20% wine’s fault) and slammed the back of my head on my hardwood floor. Threw up immediately and then fell asleep. Went to work the next morning and my leg director saw me and was like ok we’re going to the hospital ASAP. I was v v v concussed. Kind of comical looking back on it now

What's a leg director?

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Also, that's an awesome story.

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Is it too early to open a white claw?

no

 

[vee043324]

What's a leg director?

Two-ish steps below the boss in an office on the Hill. Senator/Congressman first, chief of staff second, LD (and perhaps comms Director) third. 

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

So, you're kind of famous!

 

[vee043324]

With a fresh lime zest upgrade!

Oooh how have I not tried that 

 

[vee043324]

So, you're kind of famous!

For being a white claw unofficial brand ambassador and v v v clumsy. 

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Oooh how have I not tried that 

Also, I was at my farmers' market and got some fresh Bing cherries and tossed a couple into the black cherry flavor. So bomb!

 

[vee043324]

How do I upload more pictures on here? I’m running out of space. Do I have to delete the old ones?

 

[vee043324]

Also, I was at my farmers' market and got some fresh Bing cherries and tossed a couple into the black cherry flavor. So bomb!

Omg drooling. 

Spam thread is turning into white claw endorsenent thread. Don’t hate it.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

For being a white claw unofficial brand ambassador and v v v clumsy. 

Let's write to White Claw and have them sponsor EB. I mean, if they even run a simple search White Claw comes up about 200 times.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

It's not personal. It's just business.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Man, MCC lead times are killing me.

Edit: Ooh! Surprise ToP! :bananalama:

 

[Master slacker]

iojuijn

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

@vee043324 I'll trade you all your limes for all my grapefruits. I don't generally like grapefruit anything.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

It's a pretty ridiculous fruit.

 

[vee043324]