April 2016 Spamfest Thread

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Emo Philips Spam:

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Emo Philips Spam:
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Emo Philips Spam:


When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Emo Philips Spam:

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Richard Pryor Spam:

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Richard Pryor Spam:
I had to stop drinking, cause I got tired of waking in my car driving 90. 
 

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Richard Pryor Spam:

Freebase? What's free about it?! 
 

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Richard Pryor Spam:
I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells. 
 

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Robin Williams Spam:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Robin Williams Spam:

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a *****, and only enough blood to run one at a time

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Robin Williams Spam:
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus.

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Robin Williams Spam:


In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Robin Williams Spam:



Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Back to work spam!

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

Almost time to go to Walmart

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

Who will go for me

 

[Karissa]

Going for 5500

 

[Karissa]

Going for 5500

 

[Karissa]

Going for 5500

 

[Karissa]

Going for 5500