April 2016 Spamfest Thread

[TWJ PE]

And you cuss NCEES every time. Am I right or am I right?

 

[TWJ PE]

You even called your Board and hung up, right?

 

[TWJ PE]

You can't handle the truth

 

[TWJ PE]

Ok I'm done. For a little bit

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

George Carlin Spam:

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an *****, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

George Carlin Spam:

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

George Carlin Spam:
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

George Carlin Spam:


If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

George Carlin Spam:

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

George Carlin Spam:

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

George Carlin Spam:

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”

 

[glockjacket P.E.]

George Carlin Spam:

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

Very true

 

[glockjacket P.E.]

Waiting on fiancée for lunch spam

 

[glockjacket P.E.]

30+ minutes early spam

 

[glockjacket P.E.]

Bored

 

[glockjacket P.E.]

Time to watch IT crowd on phone

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Rodney Dangerfield Spam:

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Rodney Dangerfield Spam:

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Rodney Dangerfield Spam:


I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Rodney Dangerfield Spam:

One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.