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Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it.

What makes you think I'm not a virgin?

Let me google that for you!

decided to try his hand...

I have a bad headache.

That's why I haven't changed it yet. I'd have to find something just as good or y'all would never speak to me again...

I'm sorry Mrs. Miller. I missed class yesterday because I dropped my joint and burned a hole in my pants. By the time I got home to change them, I forgot why I was there so I drove back to school. As I was parking, I looked down and saw the hole in my pants. So I went home... but by the time I...

My little brother wiped his butt with my homework. My friend's son actually tried to use that one...

A bad day fishing is better than a good day working.

playin and the women are...

^ I never even saw it

pole. He hated the leaders of EB.com...

and him's gramer and speling

his message board was the...

and he got his *** banned

that he was a giant...

Tom, who was the greatest

I tried to go with one of the "cheaper" seal places... can't remember which one, but it SUCKED! My stamp was rejected by TX (it was 1 11/16", was supposed to be 1 5/8") and I had to have another one made. They made a new one at no charge and shipped it to me... so customer service was good and...

I had a good review this year too... any other year it would have gotten me a pretty nice raise. No raises or bonuses this year. But, seeing as how this time last year my department had 8 engineers and now we've got two... I'm just happy to still have a job.

^ as far as I know, no. did something happen with your job/company?