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I've rubbed my gear shifter so to speak when I was too frisky to think straight while driving, and another time after lunch when I didn't feel like going back to the office. But I parked first.

Hey guys, it's been a while. I'm having a hard time catching up to all the threads I missed. I got a new job recently, but it's in sales so I'm on the road a lot. I like it though. I got a delivery guy coming by the apartment later so I'm stuck here today. Just figured I'd check in and see how...

Sounds like someboy needs a bailout!

Well I liked her, but couldn't deal with the distance. Plus she puked in the bathtub. Is a little hygiene too much to ask for?

I haven't been around much lately because I got fired at my last job and have been busy looking for work since then. I'm still looking, but I'm pleased to say after my last relationship went sour, the old Fudgeman is back on the scene. Let me tell you about what happened a couple weeks ago... I...

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Remember when we were kids and we would have a summer reading list of books we had to read for English class before the school year started? I thought it might be fun to see what people are reading this year when they are sitting on the beach or sipping lemonade on the porch. A lot of you...

After some recent experiences, I've gone from boxers back to briefs.

I'm not talking just about masturbation. I do that all the time so that is pretty much a normal everyday thing for me. First I hung out at my friends house. This is a friend I have been talking to and going to see movies and whatnot, after we hadn't seen each other for along time. We watched...

Did the Burger King Klingons alter both the prime universe (pre new movie) and the new JJ Abrams alternate/parallel universe? Stop and think about it. Obviously they are from the future, since we know that Earth didn't encounter the Klingons until "Enterprise." We also know that these...

Manually ********** caged animals for artificial insemination?

I'm a 3-ply sort of guy, although I've had to use a sock now again when there's no bathroom nearby and nature calls.

Do they have sandwiches in this cafe?

Blogspot has an interesting rebuttal to this argument that I think makes a lot of sense. Link

Hey I wanna play! Am I doing it right?

Thanks for the concern everyone. I'm pretty heartbroken right now. I've never really had a serious girlfriend before, so this is basically my first time getting dumped. I'm pretty devastated, but it will pass. We had been on outs for the past couple of months. While I wanted it work, a part of...

Don't forget to take a pre-game dump.