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Here's my current mode of transportation:

I watched Zack & Miri Make a ****o the other night. It was strangely unexciting. I lost all interest after seeing Seth Rogen partly nude.

The recurring problem I have with my writing is running out of ink before I am finished.

I would like to second the motion of wishing luck to the testees. During my exam, I had two testees seated a little behind (and below) me, and they finished up at pretty much the same time I did. But the bad news is, from my experience, for every PE-ness there are always two testees who fail...

The last time I let out a scream resulted in a very long and unpleasant stay in the nuthouse for me.

Considering all the horrible things I would expect a girlfriend to do for me, if I had one, I think it would be wrong of me to refuse at least a little try...

So the other day I was at the doctor's office for a routine physical, when the doc says "hey PE-ness, have you ever had a prostate exam?" and I said "why, no, I haven't, why?" So he says "well you probably should, so let's do this thang" So here I am, thinking "just how bad could this...

No, I am not. Wait, what was this thread about?

Just make sure I'm not in your purse. That could be awkward.

Or eye, as the case may be.

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Allright, so maybe this belongs under the manscaping thread, but I figured I'd post this as a separate story, a warning you might say. I went for several weeks with a painful, burning, irritated spot right below my left nostril. I thought maybe I had shaved it down too closely, but after a few...

This sounds similar to a crab infestation I had once. I just placed some mothballs around the area, and the crabs were driven away by the smell. And just because I know you guys think this is just some sort of clever or even juvenile double-entendre response again, I am dead serious. I lived...

Dammit! I thought this thread was about hybrid tank sales. I'd love to be able to drive one of those to work.

I haven't used my "stamp" in several months, and to be honest, I didn't use it all that much before (shhh...!) and all of sudden, now that I need it, I find that it has run dry! It's one of those self-inking types, so there is no external source of stamping "liquid" available. I am guessing...

I hate banks, too. There's this one bank I go to, where it seems all I ever do is make deposits, but have yet to get anything out of it.

The problem with male body hair, for many of us anyway, is once you decide to shave - where do you stop? Manscaping "down there" is simpler because there are discrete parts and differing levels of 'scaping.

You may not believe this, but I had never heard the term "manscaping" before until recently. Not that I was unfamiliar with the practice, mind you, I had just never heard the term before. Discuss.

I'm sorry. I was under the impression there were no rules.

Am I too late to join? I have a feeling I am. So I will pass judgment so far: Star Wars is winning. And it always will. But for some reason I felt right at home in Lord of the Rings. I felt like I could really identify with most of the characters....