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wilheldp_PE
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csb
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Good gosh...shouldn't there be some kind of universal rule like if I can't tell you're wearing bottoms, you can't wear a bikini? This reminds of Dr. G Medical Examiner from last week, when the belly of the lady who got shot bruised her legs from the impact of fat hitting her thighs.
BluSkyy
Don't censer on me...
DVINNY
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LOL
SSmith
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There is a distinct lack of food **** in this thread.
Wolverine
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I like the contrast between the President-Elect performing the "White Boy Overbite" and the First-Lady Elect performing the "I-Be-Bad Smoochkiss". Very existential, dualist, Sartre.
DVINNY
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RIP - VTEnviro
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Chucktown PE
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csb
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Get stuck in your teeth?
This reminds me of an old dirty joke:
This guy goes into a whorehouse and tells the mistress he wants to eat out a girl for the first time. She sends him up and he meets this deadly blonde chick. She whips down her pants and he starts licking her. Minutes later he feels something in his mouth and spits out a corn niblet. Thinking this is normal, as he has never done it before continues eating her out. Minutes pass and he finds a piece of carrot in his mouth. Still thinking this is normal he continues. Soon after he finds a piece of meat and stands up. "Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick?" She looks at him and replies "That's what the last guy said!"
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Chucktown PE
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EM_PS
shining like a lighter...
Yeah, props for that one CSB
Heres another:
Guy walks into local brothel, wanting some release. He has very little $$, so the hostess says ok, upstairs to room 5. He walks in, finds a woman laying on a bare mattress, and commences to business. Just as he's finishing, all this white stuff starts dribbling out her orifices; ears, nose, mouth - He shouts "woah, we got a problem in here." Hostess walks in, looks at the woman, and yells "pick up in room 5, the dead one's full"
Heres another:
Guy walks into local brothel, wanting some release. He has very little $$, so the hostess says ok, upstairs to room 5. He walks in, finds a woman laying on a bare mattress, and commences to business. Just as he's finishing, all this white stuff starts dribbling out her orifices; ears, nose, mouth - He shouts "woah, we got a problem in here." Hostess walks in, looks at the woman, and yells "pick up in room 5, the dead one's full"
Chucktown PE
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Yep, that'll do it, my breakfast is now in my trashcan......thanks.....rubbing the *** thing in my face and then making me puke. With friends like EM who needs enemies.
RIP - VTEnviro
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csb and EM are about to be on the 11:15 express train to Bansville, one way ticket.
Chucktown PE
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csb
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:dunno:
Should I clean it up?
Should I clean it up?
csb
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There, it's been hidden...now you can read at your own risk. Better?
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