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1 hour ago, Audi driver, P.E. said:

I'm afraid that the more might lead to other problems. Ones on the list even.

what about better whiskey?

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59 minutes ago, csb said:

As long as your crotch or butt isn't in my face, stand away. Also, don't rest any boobs on my head. 

Brought to you by things that have happened to me on flights. 

I feel like I need to try to rest my boob on someone's head on a flight now. just to challenge myself. 

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Challenge yourself?

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50 minutes ago, Audi driver, P.E. said:

Challenge yourself?

figure out a situation where ones boob might land on another's head, casually.

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1 minute ago, tj_PE said:

figure out a situation where ones boob might land on another's head, casually.

Be sure to stand up, then drape your arms on both headrests,  lean forward a little and let gravity do its thing. 

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1 minute ago, csb said:

Be sure to stand up, then drape your arms on both headrests,  lean forward a little and let gravity do its thing. 

am i facing the back of my seat? or yours? lol or the person in front of me? i need a diagram pls

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14 minutes ago, tj_PE said:

am i facing the back of my seat? or yours? lol or the person in front of me? i need a diagram pls

You're facing out towards the aisle, with an arm on the seat in front of you and an arm on your seat. 

seat.jpg

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8 minutes ago, csb said:

You're facing out towards the aisle, with an arm on the seat in front of you and an arm on your seat. 

seat.jpg

I am going to figure out a way to make this my new pic.

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Dang it! I forgot to add...arm on each seat and boobs on my head. Those were not complete instructions. 

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1 minute ago, csb said:

Dang it! I forgot to add...arm on each seat and boobs on my head. Those were not complete instructions. 

thank you for enhancing my ...life.

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You guys have had some terrible plane experiences.

One standout plane experience I had was one time, this guy and girl and I (all strangers) were sharing a row together. We got along really well and exchanged emails at the end of the flight (I'm not sure why we didn't exchange phone numbers? This was a while ago, maybe before smart phones were the norm). Anyway, needless to say, I never talked to either of them again...

But like six months after the flight, I got a weird email from some chick who was freaking out at me because she had found a piece of paper with my name and email address on it in her boyfriend's things. She wanted to know who the heck I was, accused me of hooking up with her guy (clearly, she had trust issues), and wanted to know why she had found my info in her boyfriend's stuff.

I didn't respond to her, and by then, had lost the guy's info, so couldn't even let him know.

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Is this like when you have the dental hygienist brushing her boobs over you while she is cleaning your teeth?

And no its not the one that you wish was doing that, she is normally in the dental "stall" next to mine :(

#hatethedentist

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TJ doesn't look happy in that pic. 

She would be happy if she was holding a whisky though.

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7 minutes ago, kevo_55 said:

TJ doesn't look happy in that pic. 

She would be happy if she was holding a whisky though.

truth.

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8 minutes ago, kevo_55 said:

TJ doesn't look happy in that pic. 

She would be happy if she was holding a whisky though.

wait, i do look happy. because i'm the blonde with the boob on someone's head. there's even a key plan.

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I'd still be happier with whisky.

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Oh, sorry.

CSB needs to have a whisky then. Apparently I should pour myself one right now as well.

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4 hours ago, csb said:

You're facing out towards the aisle, with an arm on the seat in front of you and an arm on your seat. 

seat.jpg

Why is csb wearing goggles?

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16 minutes ago, frazil said:

Why is csb wearing goggles?

Safety against people who stand up the minute the plane lands.

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10 hours ago, csb said:

Safety against people who stand up the minute the plane lands.

And here I was thinking it was to keep from getting your eye poked by a rogue nipple...

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1 hour ago, Ble_PE said:

And here I was thinking it was to keep from getting your eye poked by a rogue nipple...

Though let's remember that elimination is better than PPE. 

Image result for safety hierarchy

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tj would need to be pretty tall for the depicted situation to occur.  I think it might be more of a boob facial as opposed to a toupee

(csb:  pretty mad paint skillz.  That sketch is hysterical.)

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10 minutes ago, csb said:

Though let's remember that elimination is better than PPE. 

Image result for safety hierarchy

are you recommending I eliminate my boobs?

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3 minutes ago, MA_PE said:

tj would need to be pretty tall for the depicted situation to occur.  I think it might be more of a boob facial as opposed to a toupee

(csb:  pretty mad paint skillz.  That sketch is hysterical.)

How tall? I'm tall.

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