Top 5 Dumb and Disgusting Things People Do on a Flight

[User1]

TJ doesn't look happy in that pic. 

She would be happy if she was holding a whisky though.

wait, i do look happy. because i'm the blonde with the boob on someone's head. there's even a key plan.

 

[User1]

I'd still be happier with whisky.

 

[kevo_55]

Oh, sorry.

CSB needs to have a whisky then. Apparently I should pour myself one right now as well.

 

[frazil]

You're facing out towards the aisle, with an arm on the seat in front of you and an arm on your seat. 

Why is csb wearing goggles?

 

[csb]

Why is csb wearing goggles?

Safety against people who stand up the minute the plane lands.

 

[Ble_PE]

Safety against people who stand up the minute the plane lands.

And here I was thinking it was to keep from getting your eye poked by a rogue nipple...

 

[csb]

And here I was thinking it was to keep from getting your eye poked by a rogue nipple...

Though let's remember that elimination is better than PPE. 

 

[MA_PE]

tj would need to be pretty tall for the depicted situation to occur.  I think it might be more of a boob facial as opposed to a toupee

(csb:  pretty mad paint skillz.  That sketch is hysterical.)

 

[User1]

Though let's remember that elimination is better than PPE. 

are you recommending I eliminate my boobs?

 

[User1]

tj would need to be pretty tall for the depicted situation to occur.  I think it might be more of a boob facial as opposed to a toupee

(csb:  pretty mad paint skillz.  That sketch is hysterical.)

How tall? I'm tall.

 

[csb]

tj would need to be pretty tall for the depicted situation to occur.  I think it might be more of a boob facial as opposed to a toupee

(csb:  pretty mad paint skillz.  That sketch is hysterical.)

I'm fairly short while sitting. 

are you recommending I eliminate my boobs?

Don't stand up!

 

[User1]

Don't stand up!

we've already established that that is not a reasonable solution!

 

[csb]

we've already established that that is not a reasonable solution!

Boobs it is then. 

Or I'll keep wearing my safety goggles. 

 

[Road Guy]

I also don't know why people have to immediately call someone to tell them they landed - maybe its their ride but its always annoying when as soon as the plane touches down you have folks whipping out their cellphones proclaiming their "just landed" status -  I mean news travels pretty quick, if the plane crashed on landing odds are whomever you were calling will know about it pretty soon..

But I think the worst airplane offense is people that have a pre flight conversation full of giggles and loud talk when most people would just like to shove that F'n phone down your gigantic hole of a mouth!!!

 

[Supe]

I also don't know why people have to immediately call someone to tell them they landed - maybe its their ride but its always annoying when as soon as the plane touches down you have folks whipping out their cellphones proclaiming their "just landed" status -  I mean news travels pretty quick, if the plane crashed on landing odds are whomever you were calling will know about it pretty soon..

But I think the worst airplane offense is people that have a pre flight conversation full of giggles and loud talk when most people would just like to shove that F'n phone down your gigantic hole of a mouth!!!

I don't know why people need to call PERIOD.  Even if I'm scheduling a ride, etc., I just shoot a text telling them we touched down so they know to leave the house to come get me.

 

[User1]

I have to message my mother when i land to tell her that i landed otherwise I will forget and she will end up sending me a million messages while i'm juggling all of the luggage and post flight bathroom stop and getting transport to wherever etc. other than that i agree with the calling

 

[csb]

I don't know why people need to call PERIOD.  Even if I'm scheduling a ride, etc., I just shoot a text telling them we touched down so they know to leave the house to come get me.

This. It seems like it's mostly people on jitterbug phones who then need to recount the entire flight AS WE'RE STILL TAXIING to the people who are picking them up in 15 GD minutes. 

 

[leggo PE]

You guys should probably hope you're never on a plane with me!  :rotflmao:

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

I am going to figure out a way to make this my new pic.

csb and I need to swap seats.

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

You guys should probably hope you're never on a plane with me!  :rotflmao:

I feel like this could be explained more thoroughly.