Toilet Paper

[Supe]

I go for a wide, loose fold. The wad has the potential to further compress into a tinier ball during wiping, leading to inevitable palm to poo slippage.

 

[Sschell]

I like to pull 6-8 squares and do a rough fold ~ in half... I use this piece for 4-6 wipes... like parallel brown hash marks.

 

[Sschell]

here's a question... when you wipe do you check the paper? I always have, and just assumed that everyone did... but my fiance does not and thinks I am weird because I do... how else can you be sure your anus is clean? I also look at my poo every time I extrude one.

 

[snickerd3]

cheap ass toliet in our house clogs if you fold...something I had to convince the hubby of. The toliet no longer clogs.

Can't wait until we finish the basement bathroom so we can redo the main bathroom and get rid of the the above mentioned toliet.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Can we kill this thread, please?

 

[Sschell]

how do you wipe a goatse?

 

[wilheldp_PE]

how do you wipe a goatse?

Toilet brush.

 

[FLBuff PE]

What's a goatse? oking:

 

[NCcarguy]

Can we kill this thread, please?

No way!!! This is NEED TO KNOW stuff here! BTW, Over the top!

 

[maryannette]

Way too much information!

 

[mudpuppy]

I always used to be an over-the-top kind of guy, but now I'm definitely under. Pets cause a mess if it's over.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

They do?

Never had that issue with the dog or the cat.

 

[Katiebug]

We're over-the-top folks.

The cat and dog have never shown any interest in the TP roll. Now, the cat will go apeshit over my hair elastics...

 

[klk]

over the top is best

http://www.gunaxin.com/a-lesson-in-hanging...let-paper/15802

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Now, the cat will go apeshit over my hair elastics...

You sure our cats aren't from the same litter?

 

[MA_PE]

You sure our cats aren't from the same litter?

why does your cat like your hair elastics too, VT?

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

He eats 'em like there's no tomorrow.

 

[DVINNY]

over the top is best
http://www.gunaxin.com/a-lesson-in-hanging...let-paper/15802

That's is very well done. !!!!!

 

[Capt Worley PE]

The cat and dog have never shown any interest in the TP roll. Now, the cat will go apeshit over my hair elastics...

You every try emory boards? cats love those things.

 

[Supe]

You every try emory boards? cats love those things.

I'm not sure I'd wipe with an emory board. My ass doesn't need to be wet sanded.