The Ultimate EB Man

[Wolverine]

In light of the recent revelations of multiple man-crushes in EB land, I think it's time to assemble the Ultimate EB.com man.

Using all of our combines awesomeness, I'm pretty sure we can assemble:

THE MOST INTERESTING EB.MAN IN THE WORLD!

I'll start:

1. Owns car that runs 150+ and looks like a transformer. Gets invited to car shows because of it, and gets more views than the Batmobile or James Bond's Astin Martin.

He is The Most Interesting Man in the World

 

[Supe]

2. Able to AC slater the tallest toilets in a single bound.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

3) Can drop a HSD on demand.

 

[roadwreck]

4) Only drinks $2 pints.

 

[Supe]

5) Refuses to bypass a National Park without photographic evidence of being there.

 

[kevo_55]

6) Scuba dives.

 

[roadwreck]

7) Knows that the plane won't take off.

 

[cement]

has SW +1,000,000

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Knows how a centaur wipes it's ass

 

[Wolverine]

10. Wakes up in the morning & says, FTS, I'm moving to Hawaii.

He IS the Most Interesting Man in the World.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

He is from the future.

 

[Ble_PE]

Kayaks with manatees and alligators.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

loves dogs

 

[Flyer_PE]

7) Knows that the plane won't take off.

Knows the plane will take off 'cause he's flying it.

 

[knight1fox3]

15) Is a guitar hero in REAL life.

 

[Flyer_PE]

16) Once made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

 

[Road Guy]

17) tried heroin once

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Has a southern accent

 

[knight1fox3]

19) Has Aspen skiing basically in his backyard.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Builds racecars in his garage and races them on weekends.