The Ultimate EB Man

[Dleg]

21) Must now be referred to as "Colonel" in polite conversation.

 

[Dark Knight]

22) Is EB's own Lucius Fox....Builds and operates his own computers.

 

[kevo_55]

23) Likes to keep his business socks on.

 

[Sapper PE LS]

What are these man crushes of which you speak?

Relocates family to Colorado, skis often.

 

[Supe]

Makes hurricanes and tropical storms his bitch.

 

[Wolverine]

LMAO

27. Operates daily from his very own 100% off-grid cabin in the woods.

Speaking of, it would nice if Captain Worley would check in, what with all the flooding in SC. Hope the cabin is alright.

 

[Wolverine]

(a two-fer')

#28. Dates 15 women at the same time. Kisses AND tells. Gives them all nicknames like Ms. Applebottom so he can keep track of who's who.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Does not live in New Jersey

 

[Wolverine]

#33 Owns a jeep.

Why?

Because F!^#% YOU, THAT'S WHY!

He IS the most interesting EBman in the world.

 

[csb]

Goes downtown like a champ.