I got another date!

[pbrme]

Date update? Let me guess, it ended like $h!t?

 

[Chucktown PE]

^^^ Well, I have one toe in the water .... I just need some tips and advice for how to woo the ladies. Despite Fudgey's lack of gastrointestinal fortitude, he still seems to do farily well with the opposite sex. I am just looking for help in getting started. All advice is welcome.

What happened with the Mrs.? EB.com seems to be a matrimonial nightmare these days. I might go on another hiatus.

 

[ElCid03]

^^^ Well, I have one toe in the water .... I just need some tips and advice for how to woo the ladies. Despite Fudgey's lack of gastrointestinal fortitude, he still seems to do farily well with the opposite sex. I am just looking for help in getting started. All advice is welcome.

What happened with the Mrs.? EB.com seems to be a matrimonial nightmare these days. I might go on another hiatus.

It's like all hell broke loose in the marriage department since I last logged in. We need something to cleanse the shakra of this site.

 

[Guest]

What happened with the Mrs.? EB.com seems to be a matrimonial nightmare these days. I might go on another hiatus.

Wow - sorry I missed your question!

Mrs. JR and I are separated - she moved back to Florida and I am still living/working in Michigan. I can't point to one thing that went wrong - I don't think I gave that relationship enough time to mature to see how some of our interactions might play out. I wouldn't say there is a whole lot of drama or anything. Sometimes even two well-intentioned people cannot make a marriage work.

It's like all hell broke loose in the marriage department since I last logged in. We need something to cleanse the shakra of this site.

Well, if I may offer one of the hallmarks of things gone wrong. Mrs. JR complained that I spent too much time at work/with work.

While I don't disagree that I was working AT LEAST 50 hrs/week on any given week, my travel schedule never kept me away from home for more than a few days and I was always home on the weekends even if working from home. When I pointed this out to Mrs. JR and asked her, "what would have happened if I was still in the service and deploying like many of our friends and family? They don't get the benefit of dictating when/how long their spouse is gone with work."

Her response: I didn't marry someone in the servce.

I can say a lot more about this exchange ... but I think you get where it was headed ...

 

[ElCid03]

So any word on how the big date went? Was Beano involved?

 

[Krakosky]

He's still on the toilet.

 

[YMZ PE]

"If you experience an AC Slatering session that lasts longer than 4 hours, call your doctor."

 

[Dark Knight]

It was probably a shitty date.

 

[Guest]

Maybe he wasn't able to get his **** together fast enough for the next date?

 

[Fudgey]

Nothing to report, had a couple of dates, there was no spark. Sorry guys.

 

[roadwreck]

Nothing to report, had a couple of dates, there was no spark. Sorry guys.

Thank God there was no spark! With all the flatulence a spark might have ignited the room.

 

[envirotex]

Nothing to report, had a couple of dates, there was no spark. Sorry guys.

Sorry. Next time maybe it will be the new potential Mrs. Fudgey.

 

[wellsronald18]

First of all Good luck to you! Give her white flower it is the symbol of Innocence and purity which will tell her that you are worthy for her.

 

[YMZ PE]

^^ Best. reply. EVER.

 

[maryannette]

Classic Fudgey!

 

[knight1fox3]

LOL