I Got 999 First World Problems

[Capt Worley PE]

The drawer pull is coming off my office desk.

 

[YMZ PE]

HFMD means I can't eat anything solid due to throat blisters...then hubby accidentally hit me in the mouth and split my lips so soup is out too. Looks like ice cream for dinner tonight.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

hubby hit me in the mouth

That is either a bad situation, worded poorly, or intentionally vague.

 

[YMZ PE]

hubby accidentally hit me in the mouth

That is either a bad situation, worded poorly, or intentionally vague.

Fixt. Would it help if I mentioned he hit me with the baby's head?

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

I'm out of cheese.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

hubby accidentally hit me in the mouth

That is either a bad situation, worded poorly, or intentionally vague.

Fixt. Would it help if I mentioned he hit me with the baby's head?

Gotta be quicker bringin' that sammich instead of tending to the kiddo!

 

[Master slacker]

...then hubby accidentally hit me in the mouth and split my lips so soup is out too.

Looks like you shouldn't have accidentally forgotten to make dinner.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

The DVR in the living room can only record 2 shows at the same time, so I wasn't able to watch an hour of the football game...

 

[goodal]

^ this

 

[pbrme]

 

[maryannette]

I had to go to the refrigerator in the garage to get a glass of wine because the refrigerator in the kitchen doesn't have room for a box of wine.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

They're all flatter than Iowa = problem.

 

[maryannette]

^ Because they look like children!

 

[Guest]

Back on track with this thread ....

I was telling my sister how I felt that it was really unfair that now that I am divorced, my tax liability went up.

My sister responded ... really?! Even with those taxes that went up, don't you still net more than the average family of four in america. Sounds like a first world problem to me ....

Maybe it is a first world problem. I still don't think it's fair.

 

[YMZ PE]

Paying taxes on a first world income is a first world problem...but rubbing that in someone's face when they simply need to vent is a first world attitude problem.

 

[YMZ PE]

The guy emptying the construction trailer holding tank keeps staring at me but doesn't say anything and it creeps me out. He looks like Bryan Cranston in Breaking Bad.

 

[snickerd3]

The two McDonalds I frequent in the morning for a drink and a hashbrown charge different tax rates, but are located in the same city only about 2 miles apart. One charges $2.13 the other $2.16. The items are both $1 each so I know it is the taxes that are different. WTF is up with that

 

[Capt Worley PE]

The two McDonalds I frequent in the morning for a drink and a hashbrown charge different tax rates, but are located in the same city only about 2 miles apart. One charges $2.13 the other $2.16. The items are both $1 each so I know it is the taxes that are different. WTF is up with that

Local option sales tax.

Cross the river into Columbia, SC and sales taxes go up two cets per dollar on prepared food (fixing to be three if they pass a sales 'transportation' sales tax).

Then they wonder why they are losing businesses and shoppers.

 

[snickerd3]

^ that would make sense...the more expensive on is closer to the capital and lincoln tomb site so they probably part of the beautification district stuff.

 

[knight1fox3]

I figured out your problem.

The two McDonalds I frequent in the morning