I am a Badass

[Capt Worley PE]

<--uses wolverines as oven mitts

 

[Wolverine]

 

[humner]

<---- does not wipe off toilet seat in roadside bar before using the crapper

 

[Capt Worley PE]

^^No need to...

<---Makes high level bombing passes in roadside bars.

 

[humner]

^^No need to...

<---Makes high level bombing passes in roadside bars.

Hovering? that is what women do

 

[Capt Worley PE]

^^No need to...

<---Makes high level bombing passes in roadside bars.

Hovering? that is what women do

They don't go for maximum carnage.

 

[pbrme]

<--- kisses cats, tongue to tongue

 

[Master slacker]

<--- Is a father for the second time.

 

[Dleg]

<-- performed his own vasectomy, to ensure he would not be father for a thrid time.

 

[Road Guy]

<------- parks in the "expctant mothers parking at the grocery stores"

 

[Dleg]

<--- parks in the expectant mother while you are parking at the grocery store.

 

[Supe]

<--- parks in the expectant mother while you are parking at the grocery store.

:appl:

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

<--- stores his files on floppy disks.

 

[Supe]

<--- Stores his floppy disks next to his magnet collection.

 

[csb]

<---- Did more cocaine than Whitney Houston and I'm still at work on a Monday.

(Too soon?)

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

<--- started collecting bets on who will be the next two celebrities to bite it (since they seem to come in 3's).

FYI, the popular response so far is Kirk Douglas.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

<--- started collecting bets on who will be the next two celebrities to bite it (since they seem to come in 3's).

FYI, the popular response so far is Kirk Douglas.

Nick Nolte.

 

[pbrme]

Gary Busey

 

[Capt Worley PE]

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Gary Busey

Shit...that's who I was thinking of, but couldn't come up with his name.