I am a Badass

[Dleg]

<--- lets his office mates handle the plunger when he's done.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

<--Abandons fully laden shopping carts if lines are long

 

[Undertaker]

<------- I do not drink water, Only beer for me.

 

[pbrme]

<---- Can use John Wayne toilet paper

 

[Dleg]

<--- uses John Wayne's hat for toilet paper

 

[Capt Worley PE]

<--uses John Wayne Gacy's clown suit for toilet paper.

 

[Wolverine]

<<<--- Stands up next to a mountain and chops it down with edge of his hand; picks up the pieces to make an island, occasionally opting to raise a litte sand.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

<--- makes John Wayne wipe my ass with his hat.

 

[pbrme]

<--- wears honey badger musk for cologne

 

[Capt Worley PE]

<--Uses honey badgers for toilet paper

 

[roadwreck]

<-- Uses toilet paper for honey badgers :huh:

 

[Master slacker]

<--- Uses toilet honey for paper badgers :blink:

 

[humner]

<---does not need toilet paper, sh_t does not stick to me.

 

[mudpuppy]

Opens two drawers of a file cabinet at the same time.

 

[roadwreck]

<-- Ran 6 miles before entering a 5k race this morning, still placed third. B)

 

[Master slacker]

So you were the second loser. That is not badass

 

[roadwreck]

So you were the second loser. That is not badass

Still finished a long way ahead of you.

 

[pbrme]

No uhhh

<---does not need toilet paper, sh_t does not stick to me.

^^Winning

<---The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continents, the very position of the sun along its ecliptic. THESE are just a few of the things I control in my world

 

[Wolverine]

<<< I wear a wolverine as a hat. That's why they call me W.

 

[Dleg]

<--- wears two wolverines for underwear.