Fortress (Zombie Game) - ROUND 2

[Master slacker]

I'm gonna play spin the bottle AGAIN because I don't do this tracking non-sense...

<SPIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN>

<twirl>

<....twirl....>

<.......twirl........>

<STOP>

I blast KnightFox right in the junk.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

I shoot sapper!

Good shot. Good timing too, had it been 11 minutes earlier you would have been screwed.

^^^ And I kick what's left of sapper's balls. High pitched, girly-like screams of pain from zombies fuel my rage.

Good kick. Unfortunately, it doesn't do anything...

I blast KnightFox right in the junk.

Good shot.

 

[blybrook PE]

I timed it that way, would have preferred 12:01,but will take it. Leaves little chance for zombie vs zombie biting and quick return to land of living.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

But not until Monday...

 

[blybrook PE]

Sap, you were teaming up with Badal to shoot me last week and end my run as a zombie. I was fine just sitting around in the background.

 

[EM_PS]

I shoot csb in the fun-bags (x)(x)

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

I shoot csb in the fun-bags (x)(x)

Good shot, although I am never really an advocate for the distruction of boobies...

:Banane20:

Yep, when its a zombie apocalypse, sapper looks out for sapper.

And Sapper also doesn't follow the rules about posting as a zombie...

 

[EM_PS]

I must've been a bottle baby

 

[csb]

I shoot csb in the fun-bags (x)(x)

Well, that's just rude.

 

[envirotex]

^^^PWZ

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Car in front of me at the drive-thru during lunch:

 

[engineergurl]

is that an ax on the top of that car?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

It would be funny if it was, but it's only the shopping center's sign.

 

[EM_PS]

And Sapper also doesn't follow the rules about posting as a zombie...

growl...oops....growl

While repeatedly kicking Sapper's zombie head:

<kick> <kick>

stop trying

<kick>

to talk you

<kick>

fly infested zombie

<kick>

piece of shit!

<kick> <kick>

Pistol whip across the face & I'm done

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

^^^ And that's why there's a dead day after being shot. It takes a while to put all the pieces back together again...

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Pistol whip across the face & I'm done

Bite! Can I do that? Please....

Sorry, you ain't got no teeth left. Should have thought of that before EM put the whoopin' on.

 

[EM_PS]

[bite! Can I do that? Please....

Its alright, we're tight when you're not a brain eater...

...right?

 

[Master slacker]

I kick the back-stabbing Sapper in the balls again since he insists on talking back.

One more time for good measure. <BALL KICK>

 

[EM_PS]

HOOORRKK! *SPITS* impossibly large LOOGIE on whats left of the zombie Sapper

 

[Master slacker]

Damn...

The only thing that didn't happen to poor ole Sap is something that Mr. Duke Nukem will take care of after we all go to bed... well... after he rips his zombie head off...