Drunk Tank-3-7-14: special edition

[NJmike PE]

WTH is fox?

 

[maryannette]

Put the baby i n the crib!!!

 

[NJmike PE]

Even if we did, I'm in thebdog house fur somethin guess I said something stoopid

 

[NJmike PE]

This has become myunofficial bed now anyway

 

[maryannette]

heh heh. That needs to be changed.

 

[NJmike PE]

Guaranteed not to get her Pg again this way

 

[maryannette]

translate?

 

[NJmike PE]

Pg= pregnant

 

[NJmike PE]

I sleep on couch. she in bed. No 20 sec ride

 

[maryannette]

Got it. Baby still needs to sleep in crib.

 

[NJmike PE]

Kinda is. Bassinet in our/wife's room

 

[NJmike PE]

Wife's room bc of the above mentioned

 

[maryannette]

How old it baby?

 

[NJmike PE]

4 yrs old, 2 yrs ol and 2 mos old.

2 mos old is the baby in question

 

[maryannette]

Time for the baby to move out of parent's room!

 

[NJmike PE]

Brb, gotta get #1 up for potty

 

[NJmike PE]

Time for the baby to move out of parent's room!

Agrred room was set up for it today. I pissed off Mrs NJ. I'm punished now

 

[maryannette]

Try not to say antything stupid tomorrow. Maybe baby can move out tomorrrow nitght.

 

[NJmike PE]

Easier said than done

 

[IlPadrino]

An early night for y'all tonight. I was well-behaved at the Seabee Ball. Time for a shot of Liquore Strega in Mat's honor. Seriously, though, I think I'm taking this special drunk tank more seriously than the rest of you. I had some beer, wine, and 17-year scotch to prime the pump. Now just some digestive.