Fudgey
Master of Disaster
I'm not talking just about masturbation. I do that all the time so that is pretty much a normal everyday thing for me. First I hung out at my friends house. This is a friend I have been talking to and going to see movies and whatnot, after we hadn't seen each other for along time. We watched sports and made several sexual refrences about women whenver a sexy looking one would show up on the TV.
The next day I changed a light inside my car. It's one of those ceiling lifgts that you can turn on while driving. I usually don't know how to fix anything but I recalled how to do it and was able to take off the cover and put a new bulb in and everything. Great success!
I helped jump start my mom's car. Granted I almost screamed like a girl when I dropped the cables on the ground and sparks went off but I eventually got the job done.
Last night I went to a strip club with my friend. This is the first time I have ever been to a place like that. Granted I did feel I was in one of those movie scenes were the hero has to come to place like that and beat up a lackey so he can eventually catch the main villian but it was fun. Though I did loose some manly points for drinking diet soda instead of alcohol.
Overall I think I did well. Several manly things. Only one girl scream, and used a pink straw to drink my diet soda. So those kind of pull down my manly score.
Also I asked a girl out, in person. She lives on my block and she knows I like to walk for exercise so I asked her if she wanted to go with me sometime. She said yes. Granted I don't know how much credit I deserve for this. I had to go really bad at the time, and I was focusing on holding it in until I could get to a restroom, so I wasn't thinking straight and for once I did something I wanted to do, without letting my fear of being rejected get in the way and talking me out of it.
The next day I changed a light inside my car. It's one of those ceiling lifgts that you can turn on while driving. I usually don't know how to fix anything but I recalled how to do it and was able to take off the cover and put a new bulb in and everything. Great success!
I helped jump start my mom's car. Granted I almost screamed like a girl when I dropped the cables on the ground and sparks went off but I eventually got the job done.
Last night I went to a strip club with my friend. This is the first time I have ever been to a place like that. Granted I did feel I was in one of those movie scenes were the hero has to come to place like that and beat up a lackey so he can eventually catch the main villian but it was fun. Though I did loose some manly points for drinking diet soda instead of alcohol.
Overall I think I did well. Several manly things. Only one girl scream, and used a pink straw to drink my diet soda. So those kind of pull down my manly score.
Also I asked a girl out, in person. She lives on my block and she knows I like to walk for exercise so I asked her if she wanted to go with me sometime. She said yes. Granted I don't know how much credit I deserve for this. I had to go really bad at the time, and I was focusing on holding it in until I could get to a restroom, so I wasn't thinking straight and for once I did something I wanted to do, without letting my fear of being rejected get in the way and talking me out of it.