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I wish it was sunny here...

Your wish is granted...congrats your a camel jockey...

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I wish I didnt have to go a wedding this weekend.

 
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OK you're a runaway bride
Oh boy am I going to date myself of this statement ... I remember the issue of Playboy that the more revealing picture appeared in - I used to have the magazine. :eek:hmy:

I wish my kids college tuition was paid for.
Granted!! Your children have enrolled in the Rainbow Gathering to learn the fine ways of watermelon culture ....

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I wish I could get the motivation to finish my @#$% graduate paper.

JR

 
^I don't think its watermelon culture they're studying.

I wish I could get the motivation to finish my @#$% graduate paper.
Go get 'em JR!

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I wish I could take 3 months off and travel around somewhere in Asia.

 
I wish I had a new motorcycle.
Done, you now have the world's smallest functioning motocycle.

Tom Wiberg (Sweden) built a motorcycle with a front wheel diameter of 16 mm (0.62 in) and a rear wheel diameter of 22 mm (0.86 in), and rode it for more than 10 m (32.8 ft) in Hökerum, Sweden in 2003. The micro machine has a wheelbase of 80 mm (3.14 in), a seat height of 65 mm (2.55 in), weighs 1.1 kg (2.4 lb) and is powered to a top speed of 2 km/h (1.24 mph) by its 0.22 kW (0.3 hp) engine.

I wish I were independently wealthy.

 
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Gratned: You are now Michael Jackson

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I wish I never had to get sick.

 
Best way to avoid that is not have legs!

Abracadabra!!!

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I wish I had a cabin in the woods.

 
Here you go... don't mind the smell.

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I wish I " knew a guy who knows a guy"

 
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You can now answer yes to this Red Cross Blood Health Question:

are you a male who has had sexual contact with another male, even once, since 1977

Thus, you "knew" a guy who "knew" a guy...

I wish my farts smelled like roses.

 
Well, this was as close as I could get you:

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I wish the people surrounding me were just a little smarter...

 
^ Congratulations! The Boston Marathon committee wants you to organize next year's race. You'll 'run' everything from registrations to timekeeping to water stops. And don't forget those port-o-potties. There's a reason they call it the runner's trots!

I wish I owned a trendy restaurant.

 
^ Congratulations! The Boston Marathon committee wants you to organize next year's race. You'll 'run' everything from registrations to timekeeping to water stops. And don't forget those port-o-potties. There's a reason they call it the runner's trots!
I wish I owned a trendy restaurant.
If you're moving here get it straight, It's the BAA (Boston Athletic Association) that organizes the Boston Marathon.

 
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