The Ronco Dectalineateor 3000!!! It warms your hands! It dries you pants! It recharges your robot sex slave! It changes your parakeet into a...a...AIEEEEE!!!!!!
I have done everything accordoing to the instructions: got the girl "plugged in", captured the mythical yellow beastie, set the trap on the floor, now please magic light box grant my wish and let me compete on Maximum Xtreme Challenge.