Bad advice to previous poster

[knight1fox3]

Actually eat an entire can of spam. And pay your respects to the Jedi.

Should I go to bed or do more homework?

 

[P-E]

Obviously go to bed, but first have a dozen long island ice-t

I'd like to spend the day spamming the board. Should I go to work tomorrow?

 

[Ble_PE]

Yes, but take a 12 pack with you to make the day go by faster.

Should I go to the beach this weekend?

 

[thekzieg]

Yes, but you'll have to build a time machine in order to get back to that weekend you're asking about. 

Should I call in sick for the rest of the year?

 

[P-E]

No, that's exactly what they will be expecting.  Don't call at all.

im feeling lazy.  Should I take the subway across the city instead of walking? 

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

You're too old for Jared to take you anywhere.

My CAD guys are struggling with keeping to the schedule. How should I motivate them?

 

[Supe]

Replace their computers with manual drafting tables.  No more CAD issues.

Can't get over this damned cough.  What should I do until my allergy shots start?

 

[knight1fox3]

Shoot up with something more "fun" to take your mind off it.

Not really feeling grad school this semester, any recommendations?

 

[Patrick1441 PE]

Drop out of school, abandon engineering and focus on writing your "novel" instead.

What should I tell my friends in St Louis grieving over the loss of their football team?

 

[Ken PE 3.1]

Tell them to move to Cleveland.

How should I spend the $0.76 I won in the office Powerball pool?

 

[knight1fox3]

Hookers and Blow.

What to have for dinner?

 

[Patrick1441 PE]

Hookers and Blow.

Where should I take my next vacation?

 

[knight1fox3]

Iran.

How will I ever get my homework done when there's playoff Football to watch?

 

[matt267 PE]

Be a Green Bay fan, their season is over.

What should I do tomorrow.

 

[knight1fox3]

Quit your job and open a pub.

Should I take a ski vacation this year?

 

[mevans154]

No... stay home so the lift lines are shorter for me!

Should I vote for Donald Trump or Ted Cruz this year?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Go all-out and work for their campaigns.  Both of them.

Car is almost paid off, what should I buy next?

 

[knight1fox3]

Nothing.  Donate $$ to Hilary's POTUS campaign.

Am I required to buy flowers for V-day?

 

[Ken PE 3.1]

No. Edible underwear is more personal. I have 4 hours til my flight, how do I pass the time?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Whisper to the cute TSA agent that you have a bomb in your underwear and see where the afternoon takes you.  :eyebrows:

Trying to find a good way to connect with potential employers in New Zealand and want to show them I'm serious about moving there. Suggestions?