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We need to get some pictures of engrkitty :cig:

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I'd love to see that list trimmed down to people who have actually made more than 1 or 2 posts here. :angry:

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I think next time you will have to have 25 posts to get in the banner

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I think next time you will have to have 25 posts to get in the banner

Let's make 'em pass an Engineerboards ethics exam too!! :D

Ed

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We need to get some pictures of engrkitty :cig:

you asked for it :lol:

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Next time, the cut off will be 25 posts.

Nobody on the banner with less than that. It was a nightmare updating that thing. LOL.

(I got nothin else to do)

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I think next time you will have to have 25 posts to get in the banner

Let's make 'em pass an Engineerboards ethics exam too!! :D

Ed

What sort of questions do you propose?

Here's one...

You've been spending quite a bit of time on one particular job working for a sultry vixen of a client. One Friday evening after working late to beat a deadline, you are the only two left in the office, as everyone else has gone home.

Months of unresolved sexual tension between you and a shitty love life at home threaten to boil over. When your client asks to see your "exam pencil," Do you:

A - Kindly rebuff her advances, comment you are a married man, and head straight home. The following Monday you ask your boss to be off the job due to a conflict of interest.

B - Try to brush it off and continue working on your project, telling no one what happened.

C - Agree to meet her for a secret rendezvous, off the clock and away from company office space. Test the waters and see if she'd like a threesome with the secretary while you're at it.

D - Get her good and drunk and go at it like a couple of horny antelopes. As you get dressed and prepare to leave, inform her that you are going to expense the $100 in body shots to the project, and bill them for the 2 hours spent "improving client relations."

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Meh, E is even worse than A!

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I think next time you will have to have 25 posts to get in the banner

Let's make 'em pass an Engineerboards ethics exam too!! :D

Ed

What sort of questions do you propose?

Here's one...

You've been spending quite a bit of time on one particular job working for a sultry vixen of a client. One Friday evening after working late to beat a deadline, you are the only two left in the office, as everyone else has gone home.

Months of unresolved sexual tension and a shitty love life at home threaten to boil over. When your client asks to see your "exam pencil," Do you:

A - Kindly rebuff her advances, comment you are a married man, and head straight home. The following Monday you ask your boss to be off the job due to a conflict of interest.

B - Try to brush it off and continue working on your project, telling no one what happened.

C - Agree to meet her for a secret rendezvous, off the clock and away from company office space. Test the waters and see if she'd like a threesome with the secretary while you're at it.

D - Get her good and drunk and go at it like a couple of horny antelopes. As you get dressed and prepare to leave, inform her that you are going to expense the $100 in body shots to the project, and bill them for the 2 hours spent "improving client relations."

Who have you been talking to?

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I won't reveal sources, but I was quite disturbed when he said you asked to see his exam pencil.

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I won't reveal sources, but I was quite disturbed when he said you asked to see his exam pencil.

:rotflmao :ass:

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I was even more disturbed when Sapper...uh, I mean my source, said he'd be happy to "click your lead." :blink:

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The way I get through images like that is I bring my own exam pencil (which is against the rules)- if you know what I mean.

Ed

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sapper also said your lead is short and soft. :lol:

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I heard it ran out of lead too quickly if you catch my drift.

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I heard it ran out of lead too quickly if you catch my drift.

Only been a problem of mine a few times.

However, sometimes my pencil goes along time without finding something to write on. :(

married life.

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That's why I always carry my own #2 pencil with a handy pocket sharpener

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" We're back... I heard you missed us! I brought my pencil... Now give me something to write on!"

Sound familiar? Name that tune!

Ed

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the real van halen somthing

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Hot for Teacher by Van Halen. I forget the album.

1984 maybe?

Ed

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Damn, I was rocking pre-school in 1984.

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You were 4 right? Born in 1980? Man I feel old. But I'm only 9 years older than you so I guess it isn't that bad.

BTW, I think the album was called "1984", which also occured in that year- I believe.

Ed

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I have "Hot for Teacher" in my CD player in my TrailBlazer right now.

It's a greatest hits type of CD that I made for myself, it kicks ass.

1. Animals - Nickelback

2. Unleashed - Chris Classic (Dodge Charger commercial tune)

3. Bad to the Bone - Thourogood

4. American Badass - Kid Rock

5. Click Click Boom - Saliva

6. Dragula - Rob Zombie

7. Encore - Linkin Park

8. Hot for Teacher - Van Halen

9. Hunger Strike - Temple of the Dog

10. Legs - Kid Rock (ZZ Top Remake)

11. Rollin' - Limp Bizkit

12. Lunch Box 'Muthafucka' - Marilyn Manson

13. More Human than Human - White Zombie

14. Outshined - Soundgarden

15. Paradise City - Guns N Roses

16. Pour Some Sugar on Me - Def Leppard

17. Waitress - Live

18. Stone Cold Crazy - Metallica

19. Rat in a Cage - Smashing Pumpkins

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Sweet! Lot of good tunes!

Ed

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