Bad advice to previous poster

[blybrook PE]

Yes, with extra anchovies and tuna. 

What should I get for dinner tonight. 

 

[Orchid PE]

Oreos, but replaced the stuffing with mayonnaise.

Should I look for other jobs to advance my career now that I'm a PE?

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Oreos, but replaced the stuffing with mayonnaise.

Should I look for other jobs to advance my career now that I'm a PE?

Yes. In fact, continue to jump around every 6 months or so, companies love seeing candidates who regularly expand their horizons.

What Christmas movie should I watch?

 

[Orchid PE]

Saw. I-VII.

Should I get a haircut?

 

[chart94 PE]

Yes, but a bowl cut.

should I get breakfast?

 

[Booo]

Yes, but don't eat it.

Where should I take my family for our next vacation?

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

South Pole, but on foot.

Should I take this cold medicine, or tough it out?

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

South Pole, but on foot.

Should I take this cold medicine, or tough it out?

Take double. You need the extra sleep.

should I leave our Christmas decorations up until January?

 

[leggo PE]

Yes, you'll be just like the Taylor Swift song "Lover", as well as pretty much everyone else.

Should I make latkes tonight?

 

[Booo]

Yes. But replace potatoes with cauliflower.

Should I go looking for deals even though I don't need anything.

 

[Orchid PE]

Yes, spend all of your paycheck.

Should I get another dog?

 

[blybrook PE]

Yes, and be sure it's a pregnant female. Don't give up the pups either. 

Should I be a good neighbor and dig out the neighbors paper box from the snow bank?

 

[chart94 PE]

Sure, but make sure to wall it off with concrete to ensure no snow next time.

should I get drunk before my cousins wedding tomorrow?

 

[Roarbark]

No. Play a game where you start completely sober and see how drunk you can get by the end of the ceremony, and livestream it on twitch. @chart94

What should I do for my 2nd date with [name redacted]?

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

What should I do for my 2nd date with [name redacted]?

Propose. It happens all the time in Disney movies (see: Frozen).

how should I celebrate losing 12 lbs in 2.5 weeks?

 

[Roarbark]

how should I celebrate losing 12 lbs in 2.5 weeks?

Gain 24 celebratory pounds in 1.5 weeks. 

How should I propose?

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

How should I propose?

Try the direct approach. Just ask “Hey, wanna get married?” Out of the blue, whatever you’re doing. No ring required.

What should I eat to gain my celebratory 24 lbs?

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

What should I eat to gain my celebratory 24 lbs?

Butter, cooked in more butter.

What should I do with all the leftover Christmas booze in the fridge?

 

[Roarbark]

What should I do with all the leftover Christmas booze in the fridge?

Put it in juice boxes and donate it to a local preschool's snacktime.

How should I thank my landlady for the box of cookies she bought me and my housemates?

 

[Orchid PE]

Eat all the cookies, then give her the box.

What should be my new year resolution?