Wouldn't want to be Mrs. ptatohed today!

[ptatohed]

So what if we have had an armed security guard here ever since the San Bernardino shootings, I still think it is safer for me here at work than at home!

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

That's pretty mild compared to some I've changed. 

 

[Ble_PE]

I DO NOT miss those!!

 

[matt267 PE]

Yup, we've had a few of those these past months. You guys aren't alone. Have fun!

 

[Road Guy]

I could trade you a pissy 15 year old for a few days!

 

[kevo_55]

Shit. 

.... Oh wait.

 

[MA_PE]

Be sure to save that photo to show her date on prom night.

 

[matt267 PE]

It was nice of you to take a picture and post it. Never mind changing the diaper, washing the baby, and doing the laundry yourself.

#worstbabysitterever 

 

[snickerd3]

yeah that outfit is ruined.  That shit wont come out no matter how it is washed.  (pun intended)

 

[goodal]

I DO NOT miss those!!

+1

 

[csb]

Call me when it's coming out the neck hole and we can talk diaper explosions. 

 

[knight1fox3]

Call me when it's coming out the neck hole and we can talk diaper explosions. 

Yes but was that Mr. CSB or Mini CSB??? :dunno:

 

[matt267 PE]

FYI, if you notice the baby pooping, take her out of the bouncy seat immediately. Trust me....just trust me.

 

[willsee]

Wife texted me:

"Daughter came out of the bathroom with her toilet full of pee and dumped it all over the kitchen floor.  I'm done"

 

[Road Guy]

keep these stories coming, been a rough few weeks in teenager land so these are good reminders of what I don't miss!

 

[snickerd3]

or while in bed take their diaper off, poop and then squish it all over the sheets.  

 

[Road Guy]

lol - yes these make the phone call I got from my 8th graders principal about him yelling "bye Felicia" to her in the auditorium after an assembly not so bad

 

[Ble_PE]

or while in bed take their diaper off, poop and then squish it all over the sheets.  

Mini-ble1 was terrible about pooping after every time he breast fed. I remember several nights changing him 3 times in a row because he filled up a clean diaper as soon as I closed it up. I also remember him shooting poop off the bed in the middle of the night and me trying to clean it up have asleep. Once again, I do not miss those days!

 

[matt267 PE]

When my 9 y/o was a baby, she had a complete blow out at TGI Friday's. She had shit in her hair. My poor wife had to deal with that in the restaurant bathroom. The baby's clothes were a complete loss and didn't even make out of the bathroom.

I ordered another beer.

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

My favorite was always on the freeway when the blowout went up the back and no place to pull over.  Plus, the small enclosed space of the car was always nice for the fumes.