There's an old joke about a little boy and a little girl who were trying to "one up" each other. Everything the little boy said he could do, the little girl said she could, too.
Finally, the little boy pulled down his pants and said, "Yeah, but I've got one of these!", pointing to his bizness......
The girl pulled her pants down, pointed at her bizness and said, "But I have this! And my big sister says with one of these and I can get as many of those as I want!"..........