useless but important information about yourself........

[Road Guy]

I can sing the entire "Its the end of the world as we know it" song by REM from memory...

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

i used matlab to play beethoven's 9th symphony in college

 

[Orchid PE]

Useless but important? I feel like those contradict each other. I can give you something that's useless but interesting:

I can play the Fire Cadenza by Lawson Rollins on classical guitar.

 

[kevo_55]

I can pick up shelled peanuts with chopsticks.

 

[Orchid PE]

I can pick up shelled peanuts with chopsticks.

Have you considered America's got talent?

 

[csb]

I can swing my arms in two different directions parallel to my torso. 

 

[Dleg]

I can swing my arms in two different directions parallel to my torso. 

Somewhat similarly

 

[Supe]

I can do pretty spot on impersonations of Mr. Herbert from Family Guy and Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

 

[Master slacker]

I can wash my hair all by myself and without getting shampoo in my eyes.

 

[Orchid PE]

I can wash my hair all by myself and without getting shampoo in my eyes.

Do you rinse and repeat?

 

[mudpuppy]

I can swing my arms in two different directions parallel to my torso. 

You're also pretty good at mounting an anchor.

 

[NJmike PE]

I am the babysitter of four children. 

 

[Supe]

I can wash my hair all by myself and without getting shampoo in my eyes.

Please don't elaborate what hair you're referring to, since some of us know your head is bald...

 

[Master slacker]

Please don't elaborate what hair you're referring to, since some of us know your head is bald...

Could you imagine if it weren't?!?

 

[Orchid PE]

I'm too young for these sort of mental images!

 

[goodal]

I have a transplanted cornea.

 

[Master slacker]

I'm too young for these sort of mental images!

 

[JayKay PE]

I have a transplanted cornea.

Jealous.  I just scratched up the bottom half of my right and had to apply goop to my eye for a good month or two.

JK useless but important fact: I know the majority of thousands of classical songs/can sing or hum along, but I do not know the name and/or composer of any.

 

[Ble_PE]

I can sing the French national anthem thanks to high school French class.

 

[goodal]

Jealous.  I just scratched up the bottom half of my right and had to apply goop to my eye for a good month or two.

JK useless but important fact: I know the majority of thousands of classical songs/can sing or hum along, but I do not know the name and/or composer of any.

Trust me you do NOT want one.