Trucker Flips rig while 'pleasuring himself'

[Capt Worley PE]

http://www.thelocal.se/22272/20090924/

A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.
The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.

"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.

"He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."

The truck driver was en route from Gothenburg to Borås at around 4am on Tuesday morning. The truck and trailer flipped over when he rammed his vehicle into the central division on route 40 south of Borås.

The upturned vehicle blocked all traffic towards Gothenburg and one lane was closed in the direction of Borås.

The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs.

The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation.

The German trucker, who is in his thirties, has admitted all of the charges directed against him.

 

[Master slacker]

The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick...

Poor, poor, poor choice of words. :jerkit:

 

[Sschell]

Damn... I made the papers again!

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Dammit bro, just wait til you get to the truck stop next time. I'm sure someone there would have been happy to help you out rusty trombone style.

 

[Sschell]

dude! you are sooooo sweet to offer!

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

 

[MGX]

Sexual molestation? Was this for molesting another or himself?

This man is the most honest wanker I have ever heard of.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Sexual molestation? Was this for molesting another or himself?
This man is the most honest wanker I have ever heard of.

It's kinda hard to deny when you whip it out right there being interviewed by the police. Although I guess it's possible, pending the outcome of his mental health diagnosis.

 

[FLBuff PE]

It's kinda hard to deny when you whip it out right there being interviewed by the police. Although I guess it's possible, pending the outcome of his mental health diagnosis.

Well done, wil, well done.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

It's kinda hard to deny when you whip it out right there being interviewed by the police. Although I guess it's possible, pending the outcome of his mental health diagnosis.

He'll be a hoot around the prison cells.

 

[Dleg]

I'd like to know what drug it is that will make you soooo horny, you are willing to continue masturbating through a truck wreck and a police investigation.

 

[frazil]

rlyflag:

 

[benbo]

Here in California we are required to use "hand's free" devices.

You know what they say at Apple -

"There's an "ap" for that!"

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

I'd like to know what drug it is that will make you soooo horny, you are willing to continue masturbating through a truck wreck and a police investigation.

 

[Fudgey]

I've rubbed my gear shifter so to speak when I was too frisky to think straight while driving, and another time after lunch when I didn't feel like going back to the office. But I parked first.

 

[testee]

I believe that it is important to finish what you start.