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[matt267 PE]

47k +1

:bananalama:

 

[NJmike PE]

Matt has a docking station

 

[matt267 PE]

My wife is the docking station.

 

[matt267 PE]

I just can't figure out how to dock my dongle.

 

[NJmike PE]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

Beg

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

Clean house

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

Mow yard

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

Remodel kitchen

 

[matt267 PE]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking

What the hell?

Who makes this shit up?

I'm not surprised you knew that one either.

 

[matt267 PE]

SW, is that your to do list?

 

[matt267 PE]

don't forget:

drink beer

eat bacon

spam

spam

spam

 

[matt267 PE]

See: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Matt

Matt
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

Sounds accurate.

 

[matt267 PE]

See: http://www.urbandict...e.php?term=Matt

Quote

Matt
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

Sounds accurate.

 

[matt267 PE]

See: http://www.urbandict...e.php?term=Matt

Quote

Matt
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

Sounds accurate.

 

[matt267 PE]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mike

Mike
The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.

uke: uke: uke:

 

[Road Guy]

Fuqueeeeeee

 

[engineergurl]

what what I am a Gigantic DoucheBag

 

[NJmike PE]

Looks like that new job isn't all roses

 

[matt267 PE]

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