The VTEnviro Memorial 73.4k

[engineergurl]

Oooh... So you do know some fast women. I probably better check with my wife if she's okay with this conversation going any further

considering what I know of your wife, I'm going to just end the conversation since she's cool and I respect her, well it wouldn't have gone further than that anyway

 

[Sapper PE LS]

I'm not single and probably couldn't afford to be recently single, so I'll have to let this opportunity pass me by

 

[engineergurl]

how the heck did we get to be such respectable friends? (not that I don't love that at times)

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Oh I don't know. I was talking about fast women, you know my wife from Facebook, it just kind of took off from there

 

[engineergurl]

well, she lives in Milford if you know anyone in their mid 20's who is single and wanting to hang out with her... she's pretty, though a little out of shape (yes that is me being tactful) but she's sweet and I think that has to do with the a$$ hole

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Nah, I was only kidding about the fast women thing anyway, trying to lighten the mood.

 

[Sapper PE LS]

I've got a guy who needs a lady. He lives somewhat near Milford. Super nice guy, almost too nice.

 

[Sapper PE LS]

He's an engineer, not yet licensed, but I've been training him to be a roadway designer.

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Us roadway engineers are always the coolest at the consulting firms. We're like the jocks of engineering... Just saying.

 

[engineergurl]

Oh I don't know. I was talking about fast women, you know my wife from Facebook, it just kind of took off from there

no we emailed first

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Well, guess it's time to go to bed

 

[engineergurl]

she's actually really nice, she was the maid of honor at my cousins wedding about a year and a half ago and I worked really well with her. I hated her husband and hate to say it but was actually kinda glad to find out that he was such an a$$ and that she was smart enough to leave him

 

[engineergurl]

the hubby just put pizza in the oven so we are almost there

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Oh right, the email about the house. Yeah. No, I mean I was just being silly about how we got to be respectable. Perhaps my humor wasn't very good. I'm hilarious in my own mind, but my wife tells me I'm not really funny.

 

[Sapper PE LS]

That's nice, hope she finds somebody soon.

 

[engineergurl]

Oh right, the email about the house. Yeah. No, I mean I was just being silly about how we got to be respectable. Perhaps my humor wasn't very good. I'm hilarious in my own mind, but my wife tells me I'm not really funny.

you are, but your an officer so I can't joke with you

 

[Sapper PE LS]

I'm going to bed now. Goodnight EG.

 

[engineergurl]

I'm going to bed now. Goodnight EG.

Night Sap... I'll send you pics of the race

 

[NJmike PE]

Damn. WTF happened in here? Talk about a **** show last night.

 

[NJmike PE]

This is why we can't have nice things.