THE 3K THREAD - 3 WAYS TO WIN

[rudy]

great! 'cause i plan to take up extreme sports at 70.

 

[cement]

crappy car rentals and a map of design deficient mountain roads

 

[rudy]

was thinking more like sky diving, running with the bulls, month-long vacation with the grandkids... you know stuff that guarantees instant death.

 

[klk]

i have a question. How come Team 1 members don't post simultaneously on the other threads like the A Team?

I think its because we're rarely able to spam together. At least that's what I'm guessing. I got home too late to contribute tonight, so hopefully I'll have time to spam tomorrow.

Does anyone watch ER - It was on while I'm typing this and I just saw the most disgusting squirt of blood. Yuck.

 

[roadwreck]

I have never seen a full episode of ER. Ever.

It's been on for years and years, but I never had any interest in watching it. I have however seen every episode of the Simpsons.

 

[Chucktown PE]

Good morning folks. Four. Five.

 

[Guest]

I plan to take up some winter sports when I get to Michigan.

Speaking of which .. looks like Michigan tried to come to me this morning ... low 30s!! hmy:

JR

 

[Chucktown PE]

We're at 30 here this morning.

 

[Guest]

did I mention that I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts?

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate ?

JR

 

[cement]

where do the palm trees come from then?

 

[Guest]

where do the palm trees come from then?

What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

JR

 

[snickerd3]

a swallow can't carry a coconut

 

[Guest]

It could grip it by the husk.

 

[Chucktown PE]

Maybe a sparrow can carry a coconut.

 

[cement]

they travel in packs. or so I've heard

 

[Guest]

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

JR

 

[cement]

I need to scroll up some.

english?

 

[Guest]

Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

JR

 

[cement]

psst.

I think JR is talking to himself!

 

[Guest]

I am working on my first cup of coffee.

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

JR