SC man arrested for unsheathing 'wand' during Potter screening

[Capt Worley PE]

BLUFFTON, SC (WCSC) - An overzealous Harry Potter fan was arrested at a Bluffton movie theater Monday after authorities found him invoking some "magic" of his own.
According to a release by the Bluffton Police Department, responding officers joined projectionists in one of Sea Turtle Cinemas' projection booths where they witnessed a patron manually pleasuring his exposed genitals while the most recent installment of the Harry Potter franchise played on screen.

Officers then entered the theater and arrested the suspect, identified as Alexander Ofner.

Ofner, a Bluffton local, was charged with indecent exposure, and transported to the Bluffton County Detention Center to await a bond hearing, the report stated.

http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=13591995

 

[Supe]

Perhaps fitting, being so close to Hilton "Head" Island.

 

[Sschell]

:blink: so.... sounds like this movie must be a bit better than the previous ones?

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Didn't they ban those broomsticks they ride around on in those movies because female fans were finding some...uh...unexpected benefits from them?

 

[Supe]

Didn't they ban those broomsticks they ride around on in those movies because female fans were finding some...uh...unexpected benefits from them?

Yes. It was quickly becoming every girl's favorite toy.

 

[FLBuff PE]

Anyone seen Chucktown lately?

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Fortunately, no.

 

[DVINNY]

now if this **** happened in :wv: then.....

 

[DVINNY]

nevermind. Our story a month ago still "beats" this one

 

[FusionWhite]

nevermind. Our story a month ago still "beats" this one

Uhhgggg, just when I thought I have managed to flush that story from my mind.

 

[PE-ness]

I would like to emphasize that I had nothing at all to do with this!

(I was watching Tangled)

 

[Dleg]

Along somewhat similar lines, has everyone seen this true quesitonaire from Mickey Mantle? I got this off of snopes.

DO NOT READ if you are offended by foul language or sexual references.

LOL.

 

[MA_PE]

Along somewhat similar lines, has everyone seen this true quesitonaire from Mickey Mantle? I got this off of snopes.
DO NOT READ if you are offended by foul language or sexual references.

LOL.

that's awesome. I had not heard of that before.

 

[NEED2009]

pleasure himself to whom?